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      03-19-2012, 11:12 PM   #45
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      03-20-2012, 03:10 AM   #46
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Depends how hot she is. You better post a pic of her so we can give you the proper advice!!!
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      03-20-2012, 05:29 AM   #47
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      03-20-2012, 07:53 AM   #48
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Ive hinted the three way a few times and my girlfriend thinks im messing around. Cant get any pix because this chic doesnt have a fb. If it happened I dont think it would ever be spoken about. Im really never around this girl unless im with my gf and I cant start calling her or texting her.....hmmm
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      03-20-2012, 08:16 AM   #49
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find pics from your gf's fb. photoshop anybody else out.
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      03-20-2012, 12:36 PM   #50
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Ive hinted the three way a few times and my girlfriend thinks im messing around. Cant get any pix because this chic doesnt have a fb. If it happened I dont think it would ever be spoken about. Im really never around this girl unless im with my gf and I cant start calling her or texting her.....hmmm
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      03-20-2012, 12:40 PM   #51
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Fight with your girl on purpose, break up, nail her friend, get back together.

Scenario:

Your GF: "OH EM GEEPERZ! I SO TOTALLY FOUND OUT YOU SCREWED BECKY!"

You: "we were broken up, I was emotional"

Your GF: "oh Howard, your so special to me. Come, let me give you a blowjob..."


/thread...
I've seen this work actually. Too funny.
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      03-20-2012, 01:23 PM   #52
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Fight with your girl on purpose, break up, nail her friend, get back together.

Scenario:

Your GF: "OH EM GEEPERZ! I SO TOTALLY FOUND OUT YOU SCREWED BECKY!"

You: "we were broken up, I was emotional"

Your GF: "oh Howard, your so special to me. Come, let me give you a blowjob..."


/thread...
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      03-20-2012, 01:59 PM   #53
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"Want to nail my girlfriends best friend "

topic alone is a +1
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      03-20-2012, 02:23 PM   #54
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The only thing that comes to mind right here is threesome.
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      03-20-2012, 04:43 PM   #55
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PIITB/ATM, rinse, switch, repeat
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      03-20-2012, 04:50 PM   #56
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Doesnt everyone want to nail their gf's best friend? Or any friend at that (as long as they're not hideous)? I think its human nature ha.
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      03-20-2012, 05:17 PM   #57
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Doesnt everyone want to nail their gf's best friend? Or any friend at that (as long as they're not hideous)? I think its human nature ha.
The force is strong with this one.
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      03-20-2012, 10:20 PM   #58
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You're an idiot. 'Nuff said.
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      03-21-2012, 12:03 AM   #59
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Like you said this friend has tried to cause problems between you two, so I doubt your gf would Take her word over yours.
Bang her, when she does eventually tell your gf deny it say that you live her and she once came onto you and you rejected her and that she is trying to break you two apart as usual.
Its a win win situation bang friend and keep girlfriend.
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      03-21-2012, 12:15 AM   #60
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      03-21-2012, 01:15 AM   #61
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Could it be that she is a psycho bitch and trying to trick you into hooking up with her so she can break you and your girlfriend up?
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      03-21-2012, 01:26 AM   #62
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I've once had a threesome. (me with 2 girls type) I don't know if it was the tripod holding the camera, or the fact that the lights were on, but I could not "perform".

If you don't care about said GF, go for it! Y.O.L.O
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      03-21-2012, 07:37 AM   #63
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I've once had a threesome. (me with 2 girls type) I don't know if it was the tripod holding the camera, or the fact that the lights were on, but I could not "perform".

If you don't care about said GF, go for it! Y.O.L.O
Don't take it personally, those directors are really hard on young bucks breaking into the business......
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      03-21-2012, 09:50 AM   #64
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Let me assure you its not worth throwing away 6 years for a lay with her friend. I agree the forbidden fruit taste sweeter lol but if your not feeling your girl anymore then just end it. Cause I promise you it will get out and back to her somehow someway, all chicks talk. and its not worth hurting your girl in the process
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      03-21-2012, 10:10 AM   #65
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This can go a few ways.

1. You don't nail her, and you keep said gf.

2. You nail best friend, and hopefully things are kept hush between the both of you and maybe more fucks.

3. One of you rats and you both lose here.

4. You rat first and maybe fix things, but the best friend is gone.

5. The best friend rats and maybe they fix things, but your gone.

6. One of you tells someone and the gf finds out and your both fucked.

7. If some of the above options occur, there may be a chance to have a new gf if wanted.



you forgot option 8...said GF finds out.....gets turned on...joins in the next go around and gobbles your balls while you bone said friend....TS
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      03-21-2012, 10:13 AM   #66
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...the things people admit to here. Like the guy from AK who sold his car twice.
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