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Slops · 04-27-2012, 12:09 PM

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OMFG OMFG OMFg

my asshole is urinatign

Speaking about urinating ... I'm bout to go pee in a cup

Slops · 04-27-2012, 12:22 PM

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Speaking about urinating ... I'm bout to go pee in a cup

one sloppy one cup

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 04-27-2012, 12:23 PM

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DAMN, i find kankles EXTREMELY sexy, i just made a mess all over myself

Tiz113 · 04-27-2012, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

DAMN, i find kankles EXTREMELY sexy, i just made a mess all over myself

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 04-27-2012, 12:39 PM

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great, thre goes my water

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i also thoroughly love being spanked

Alpine Whiteboy · 04-27-2012, 12:39 PM

Tiz should be an ankle model...

Tiz113 · 04-27-2012, 12:48 PM

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i also thoroughly love being spanked

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Tiz should be an ankle model...

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 04-27-2012, 01:04 PM

so jerry, how's your sister? i'd like to see her duct taped in the trunk of my car

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 04-27-2012, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

shes good, hows your mother is she still paying off the long distance phone calls?

why you gots ta bring my momma into this? thats just wrong. she IS your grandma you know

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 04-27-2012, 01:16 PM

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FUCK I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS... lmao!! u little shit!! hows life been treating ya bro?

life is great bro!!! besides having a tiny tiny penis, i can't complain......how bouts yo lil a$$? you move in with your friend yet like you were talking about? so me and your mom can make sweet sweet love all over the house?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 04-27-2012, 01:26 PM

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i moved in there like 2 months ago! u've been mia from here so u missed out.. to new news.. im looking into becoming a personal trainer.. put on some pretty decent size over the past few months and confident i can teach people a thing or two to become bigger (ya how ironic lol)

thats cool, don't ya need some kind of certification to be a personal trainer? or can you just tell them whatever the hell you want? lmao

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 04-27-2012, 01:34 PM

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me and the guy i train with are gonna take a class to get the cert then try and run a side business with it.. writing our routines, diets, etc..

sounds gayfully fun for you two!!!!!!!

SpmnE9zero · 04-27-2012, 01:37 PM

I am ready to jump out my office friggen window!

SpmnE9zero · 04-27-2012, 01:38 PM

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sounds gayfully fun for you ya jew!!!!!!!!

SpmnE9zero · 04-27-2012, 01:40 PM

New girl hired...

250lbs plus
shows up in a brand new 3500 dually and drives it 1.5hrs to get here every day
owns a cattle farm
and I just checked out as she turned on some gay ass country song!

I honestly wont be able to put up with this shit!

Tiz113 · 04-27-2012, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

I am ready to jump out my office friggen window!

dont... youll hurt your ankle like me

Tiz113 · 04-27-2012, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

New girl hired...

250lbs plus
shows up in a brand new 3500 dually and drives it 1.5hrs to get here every day
owns a cattle farm
and I just checked out as she turned on some gay ass country song!

I honestly wont be able to put up with this shit!

what do you do Shane?!

SpmnE9zero · 04-27-2012, 01:42 PM

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well thank you!!!! its better than purse posing

HOLY SHIT SHANE AND KEVIN HERE AT SAME TIME!? BLESS MY BERTHA!! wats wrong buddy

She is fricken singing the BS now that is what is wrong! Gonna have to show here the ways of rippingthefuckingbatteriesoutofherfuckingradioandc uttingthecord!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 04-27-2012, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

New girl hired...

250lbs plus
shows up in a brand new 3500 dually and drives it 1.5hrs to get here every day
owns a cattle farm
and I just checked out as she turned on some gay ass country song!

I honestly wont be able to put up with this shit!

SOOO i gotta ask, how was she

SpmnE9zero · 04-27-2012, 01:43 PM

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dont... youll hurt your ankle like me

what inthe hell did you do to it? looks yummy!

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what do you do Shane?!

Project manager, she is a secretary and sits near my office!

SpmnE9zero · 04-27-2012, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

SOOO i gotta ask, how was she

how was she what... able to get to the office today without getting pulled over for being over weight in her dually?

Tiz113 · 04-27-2012, 01:46 PM

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what inthe hell did you do to it? looks yummy!

Project manager, she is a secretary and sits near my office!

i tripped down the stairs... missed the last three steps (videos on fb)

Project Manager for?

04-27-2012, 12:39 PM	#1634
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... Drives: 2012 Mazda3 S-GT Hatch Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. Posts: 9,255 iTrader: (1)	Tiz should be an ankle model... __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**

04-27-2012, 01:37 PM	#1641
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions Posts: 35,563 iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	I am ready to jump out my office friggen window! __________________

04-27-2012, 01:40 PM	#1643
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions Posts: 35,563 iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	New girl hired... 250lbs plus shows up in a brand new 3500 dually and drives it 1.5hrs to get here every day owns a cattle farm and I just checked out as she turned on some gay ass country song! I honestly wont be able to put up with this shit! __________________

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04-27-2012, 01:04 PM	#1636
Kevin@AKMotorwerk General Drives: THE GUY YOU LOVE TO HATE Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: hillsborough, nj Posts: 28,161 iTrader: (1)	so jerry, how's your sister? i'd like to see her duct taped in the trunk of my car