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      04-27-2012, 12:09 PM   #1629
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      04-27-2012, 12:22 PM   #1630
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      04-27-2012, 12:23 PM   #1631
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DAMN, i find kankles EXTREMELY sexy, i just made a mess all over myself
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      04-27-2012, 12:35 PM   #1632
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DAMN, i find kankles EXTREMELY sexy, i just made a mess all over myself
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      04-27-2012, 12:39 PM   #1633
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i also thoroughly love being spanked
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      04-27-2012, 12:39 PM   #1634
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Tiz should be an ankle model...
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      04-27-2012, 12:48 PM   #1635
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      04-27-2012, 01:04 PM   #1636
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so jerry, how's your sister? i'd like to see her duct taped in the trunk of my car
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      04-27-2012, 01:10 PM   #1637
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shes good, hows your mother is she still paying off the long distance phone calls?
why you gots ta bring my momma into this? thats just wrong. she IS your grandma you know
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      04-27-2012, 01:16 PM   #1638
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FUCK I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS... lmao!! u little shit!! hows life been treating ya bro?
life is great bro!!! besides having a tiny tiny penis, i can't complain......how bouts yo lil a$$? you move in with your friend yet like you were talking about? so me and your mom can make sweet sweet love all over the house?
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      04-27-2012, 01:26 PM   #1639
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i moved in there like 2 months ago! u've been mia from here so u missed out.. to new news.. im looking into becoming a personal trainer.. put on some pretty decent size over the past few months and confident i can teach people a thing or two to become bigger (ya how ironic lol)
thats cool, don't ya need some kind of certification to be a personal trainer? or can you just tell them whatever the hell you want? lmao
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      04-27-2012, 01:34 PM   #1640
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me and the guy i train with are gonna take a class to get the cert then try and run a side business with it.. writing our routines, diets, etc..
sounds gayfully fun for you two!!!!!!!
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      04-27-2012, 01:37 PM   #1641
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I am ready to jump out my office friggen window!
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      04-27-2012, 01:38 PM   #1642
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sounds gayfully fun for you ya jew!!!!!!!!
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      04-27-2012, 01:40 PM   #1643
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New girl hired...

250lbs plus
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and I just checked out as she turned on some gay ass country song!

I honestly wont be able to put up with this shit!
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      04-27-2012, 01:41 PM   #1644
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dont... youll hurt your ankle like me
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      04-27-2012, 01:41 PM   #1645
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owns a cattle farm
and I just checked out as she turned on some gay ass country song!

I honestly wont be able to put up with this shit!
what do you do Shane?!
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      04-27-2012, 01:42 PM   #1646
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well thank you!!!! its better than purse posing



HOLY SHIT SHANE AND KEVIN HERE AT SAME TIME!? BLESS MY BERTHA!! wats wrong buddy
She is fricken singing the BS now that is what is wrong! Gonna have to show here the ways of rippingthefuckingbatteriesoutofherfuckingradioandc uttingthecord!
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      04-27-2012, 01:42 PM   #1647
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and I just checked out as she turned on some gay ass country song!

I honestly wont be able to put up with this shit!

SOOO i gotta ask, how was she
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      04-27-2012, 01:43 PM   #1648
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what inthe hell did you do to it? looks yummy!
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what do you do Shane?!
Project manager, she is a secretary and sits near my office!
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      04-27-2012, 01:45 PM   #1649
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SOOO i gotta ask, how was she
how was she what... able to get to the office today without getting pulled over for being over weight in her dually?
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      04-27-2012, 01:46 PM   #1650
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Project manager, she is a secretary and sits near my office!
i tripped down the stairs... missed the last three steps (videos on fb)

Project Manager for?
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