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      05-10-2012, 11:46 AM   #1
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Appropriate wife punishment?

So I have just had a couple of wheels refurbished and straightened by Lepsons. Nice job they did too; all wheel balancing problems gone and a good finish.

They've been on the car a week and the wife kerbed the front one today when she borrowed my car to go to work (she had to leave her Touran here so Autoglass could fit a new windscreen).

She should be punsihed.... but how? Suggestions please..........
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      05-10-2012, 11:49 AM   #2
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hmm not sure it could be posted here for legal reasons. Maybe why my wife has driven my car twice in 3 years and that was with me in the car as well.
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      05-10-2012, 11:51 AM   #3
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I guess the punishment should fit the crime? How bad a kerbing are we talking and how attached to this present wife are you..?
Does a public flogging sound too harsh?

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No shoe shopping for a year,with no loss of benefits to the spouse.

Make sure you've protected no-claims bonus in force,or you'll get repetitive strain injury on one or both of your wrists
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      05-10-2012, 12:28 PM   #5
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Accidents happen and she is you wife! Why did they need repairing in the first place? Must have been damaged by 'someone' in the first place.

I would go with Jeremy Clarksons favourite punishment
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No shoe shopping for a year,with no loss of benefits to the spouse.

Make sure you've protected no-claims bonus in force,or you'll get repetitive strain injury on one or both of your wrists
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No shoe shopping for a year,with no loss of benefits to the spouse.

Make sure you've protected no-claims bonus in force,or you'll get repetitive strain injury on one or both of your wrists
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funny I let my wife borrow my car twice and both times came back with damage on the bumpers... guess who doesnt drive my car any more!
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To be honest, I'd punish her in bed if I were you. Gives you the perfect excuse to get kinky
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Does she have a good looking friend?
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Pop to your local hire shop and book one of these for the weekend.

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Pop to your local hire shop and book one of these for the weekend.

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They've been on the car a week and the wife kerbed the front one today when she borrowed my car to go to work
And this...ladies and gentlemen, is why my wife will never drive my car!
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Bought my MG back in 1978.
Wife has driven it probably 6 times since then, and each time it's come back unscathed! There is a dent in the wing though. She dropped a picnic table on it whilst getting it (the table) out of the loft! And was she really contrite!!!

So guys, even if the OH doesn't drive your pride and joy, it's still not safe

She does drive the BMW, but not often. Thankfully.
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My wife did my alloy, but had it fixed within a week. Good lass.

She's a good parker though - always puts the mirror down.
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