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      07-25-2012, 10:24 AM   #1
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Some elderly ladies you got to love them

Now read this and ... see if it does not put a smile on your face

FIVE ELDERLYLADIES DRIVING .....

Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Massachusetts state trooper sees a car puttering along at 24 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"

The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 24 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken.""Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 128."

Whatever you do don't let these fine ladies on the track
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is there a rt 24 in ma? i know there is a rt 128
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LOL

real or not, i chuckled as if it was a joke !
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In NJ we have i-95 and i78.

And also rt 1 & 9. bahh
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is there a rt 24 in ma? i know there is a rt 128
Yes there is, crosses 495... Now that would have been an achievement.
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Hmmm... imagine in california.... 405 merges with the 5....
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Here in south Ontario we have 400 series highways! Lol
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Here in south Ontario we have 400 series highways! Lol
Yes I know

The old lady would likeley tell the RCMP Officer

"Officer I go that fast because if I don't I might forget where I was going"

Can you visualize her going 407 then slowing down to 401
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or..... 400 to highway 7? :P
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