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Some elderly ladies you got to love them
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| 07-25-2012, 10:24 AM | #1 |
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Some elderly ladies you got to love them
Now read this and ... see if it does not put a smile on your face
 FIVE ELDERLYLADIES DRIVING ..... Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Massachusetts state trooper sees a car puttering along at 24 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 24 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken.""Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 128." Whatever you do don't let these fine ladies on the track 
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| 07-25-2012, 12:21 PM | #3 |
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LOL
real or not, i chuckled as if it was a joke !
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| 07-29-2012, 02:01 AM | #6 |
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Hmmm... imagine in california.... 405 merges with the 5....
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| 07-29-2012, 01:45 PM | #8 | |
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 The old lady would likeley tell the RCMP Officer "Officer I go that fast because if I don't I might forget where I was going" Can you visualize her going 407 then slowing down to 401
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