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      08-31-2012, 09:00 PM   #23
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Once chuck urinated in the fuel tank of a semi truck. This truck is now known as optimus prime.
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      08-31-2012, 10:12 PM   #24
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I honestly don't know.

Anybody know the answer?
Have you not seen Walker Texas Ranger?
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The fascination can't be explained. It's like Germany's fascination with David Hasselhoff. It can't be explained.
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Have you not seen Walker Texas Ranger?
+1 also if you check out his movies you'll feel bad for his enemies.
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Chuck Norris had a F30 M5........in 2007

Chuck Norris would say there isn't a F30 M5. He'd roundhouse kick you in the face and make you say he had a F10 M5 in 2007.
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^^ touche. haha
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Chuck Norris uses a total gym.
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