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      10-02-2012, 03:14 PM   #1
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Angry ** The Muppet Driver Thread**

If you have noticed an individual driving like a muppet .... Please report it here!

Name and shame them so they may learn from their mistakes!

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Mate, if you are on this forum, You're a f*ckin Muppet.

Learn to drive.

GTFO out the right hand lane when you're driving 60mph and the slower lanes are fully clear!

Scumbag.


Driving like a muppet for a good couple of miles.

Last edited by 1sh@Crystalwhite; 10-02-2012 at 04:20 PM. Reason: Included everyone!
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      10-02-2012, 03:49 PM   #2
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God! I see loads every day on my commute. I guess nearly everyone one is a rep as they all have that stereotypical rep look about them and they are nearly always 318 or 320d's.
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Can we include Audi's?
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Can we include Audi's?
Let's have them in due to the tool in an A5 S-Line this morning up my arse. When we approached the roundabout he was right behind me, right hand lane is straight on only (my route), he takes the left then cuts in on me, I had to jam on. Prick!
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Let's have them in due to the tool in an A5 S-Line this morning up my arse. When we approached the roundabout he was right behind me, right hand lane is straight on only (my route), he takes the left then cuts in on me, I had to jam on. Prick!
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God! I see loads every day on my commute. I guess nearly everyone one is a rep as they all have that stereotypical rep look about them and they are nearly always 318 or 320d's.
Yep! Ive seen them too!

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Can we include Audi's?
Done! Ive changed the thread title to include all colours and races!

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Let's have them in due to the tool in an A5 S-Line this morning up my arse. When we approached the roundabout he was right behind me, right hand lane is straight on only (my route), he takes the left then cuts in on me, I had to jam on. Prick!
Muppetry!
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Can we include Audi's?
We certainly can though I can't supply a reg number because he was so far up my arse I couldn't see it. Driving up Ecclesall Road tonight after a night out. A combination of the weather, the time of night and the fact he was 2" from my rear bumper meant I didn't even know he was there because his lights were so close to my rear end.
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These idiots were tailgating me for 3 miles today! If they are on this forum I hope they know they are fli**ing muppets!!



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I took a pic of a private cab ages ago...on the M4....fucking right lane moron...Really need a sticker saying, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE RIGHT HAND LANE!!!....
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I took a pic of a private cab ages ago...on the M4....fucking right lane moron...Really need a sticker saying, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE RIGHT HAND LANE!!!....
I know what you mean about the sticker. I wish I could get my hands on one of those toy fat blokes that used to go in the rear window with a flexible hose to a hand pump by the side of the driver. Squeeze it and he dropped his trousers to show his arse. It would be good to write something offensive across his cheeks too, probably 4 letters long and begining with a C. Does anyone else remember them?
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Can we include Audi's?
We certainly can though I can't supply a reg number because he was so far up my arse I couldn't see it. Driving up Ecclesall Road tonight after a night out. A combination of the weather, the time of night and the fact he was 2" from my rear bumper meant I didn't even know he was there because his lights were so close to my rear end.
I'd brake twice gently and slow my car to 60 mph if such a muppet is behind me.
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I know what you mean about the sticker. I wish I could get my hands on one of those toy fat blokes that used to go in the rear window with a flexible hose to a hand pump by the side of the driver. Squeeze it and he dropped his trousers to show his arse. It would be good to write something offensive across his cheeks too, probably 4 letters long and begining with a C. Does anyone else remember them?
Yes, they were called "C more Bunz" one here
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