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      08-16-2007, 03:22 PM   #1
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Finally! 0-60 in 4.9 seconds!

I could never get the 0-60 in 4.9 seconds. I lowered my car, got lighter wheels, and ultra-performance tires...still 5.0/5.1 seconds.

Well it's been a month since I got my car and I just now finally hit the benchmark everyone else including all the magazine editors have been getting.

It seems I was the factor slowing the car down. I've hit the gym 5 days a week since then and finally got the stock timings. So if you want better times, maybe you are just a fatass. It's something to consider.
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      08-16-2007, 03:59 PM   #2
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I could never get the 0-60 in 4.9 seconds. I lowered my car, got lighter wheels, and ultra-performance tires...still 5.0/5.1 seconds.

Well it's been a month since I got my car and I just now finally hit the benchmark everyone else including all the magazine editors have been getting.

It seems I was the factor slowing the car down. I've hit the gym 5 days a week since then and finally got the stock timings. So if you want better times, maybe you are just a fatass. It's something to consider.
Does this mean you are now pedaling harder?
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      08-16-2007, 04:21 PM   #3
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"So if you want better times, maybe you are just a fatass. It's something to consider."

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      08-16-2007, 04:21 PM   #4
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It seems I was the factor slowing the car down. I've hit the gym 5 days a week since then and finally got the stock timings. So if you want better times, maybe you are just a fatass. It's something to consider.
That's funny. May be I should hit the gym myself.
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      08-16-2007, 04:40 PM   #5
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Let me take a big dump before I get in my car, that should make the car go a little faster.

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      08-16-2007, 04:59 PM   #6
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OK, so here's the magic formula:
1. gym 5x/week - 150$
2. big dump - 0.50$
3. big piss - 0.25$
4. drop off your keys, wallet, phone & stuff from your pocket, CD's from the player etc. - 1000$, if the one supposed to take care of it hits the road
5. change your sun-glasses from ones with metallic frame to plastic - 150$
6. breath out - free
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= 4.8s
- looking good, healthy, with emty bowels and vesica, with a big smile on your face until U find out your stuff is gone = PRICELESS
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      08-17-2007, 05:10 AM   #7
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I could never get the 0-60 in 4.9 seconds. I lowered my car, got lighter wheels, and ultra-performance tires...still 5.0/5.1 seconds.

Well it's been a month since I got my car and I just now finally hit the benchmark everyone else including all the magazine editors have been getting.

It seems I was the factor slowing the car down. I've hit the gym 5 days a week since then and finally got the stock timings. So if you want better times, maybe you are just a fatass. It's something to consider.
How much do u weight?
I think this is a good motivation for u to lose weight.
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      08-17-2007, 06:39 AM   #8
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You forgot one---shoot a load. Not sure what that's worth.
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      08-17-2007, 06:54 AM   #9
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You forgot one---shoot a load. Not sure what that's worth.
0.01s. But definitely has some other positive efects
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      08-17-2007, 07:07 AM   #10
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lol.. wow. Funny stuff.. but congrats on breaking 5.
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