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      11-14-2012, 04:16 AM   #23
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I've got a Top 40 list....

Carolynn Reese comes to my mind at the moment...

but i wouldn't mind....

Kirsten price aka jadra holly
Emma starr
Rachel Starr
tj haart
nicole aniston
nicole sheridan
brianna frost (altho shes not really a hardcore one)
brenda james
krystal steal
michelle b
tia layne (uk)
caprice (uk)
nikki jayne ( very hot, uk)
amber michaels
lezlie zen
gyanna lynn
jessica lynn
heather summers
julia ann
kayden kross
stormy waters
brandi love

i reckon this would actually become a chore, get bored pretty quickly.
you be better off spending the money on all the DVD's and a huge great TV, so you get all of the positives (life size) and non of the day to day crap.

im happy with my wife, we'd both like not to work and a bigger house, she'd like firmer boobs and id like a Lambo - so thats where my money would go.
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      11-14-2012, 07:11 AM   #24
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I have a friend who once said to me "I only seem to date psychos" I replied "That is correct you only date women!"

If money was no object you do not need 'a woman' you just wake up every day and pretty much do what ever you like.
You might end up with a super hot girl due to your wealth but the chances are after a short while you will be paying to get rid of her!
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a porn star!
Really?

Maybe i'm insecure but i couldn't think of anything worse.
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      11-17-2012, 04:28 PM   #26
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If money was no object it would be a different one every day.
Your kind of woman is usually free anyway Will
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      11-18-2012, 10:05 AM   #27
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Really?

Maybe i'm insecure but i couldn't think of anything worse.


Porn stars are lovely ladies!
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      11-18-2012, 05:58 PM   #28
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LOL.. I feel bad now... I stand by it though. Misguided post.
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Err, I'm sure you're post came from a good place. but posting in a thread about who we'd f*ck if money were no object and writing all about your mum, especially when you're from Norfolk: Isn't the smartest thing I've ever seen...

The last line of his post suggests he is talking about his late mother.
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LOL.

Mate. It's just not the right topic - at all. Seemed truly bizarre to post it here? Given the rest of the topic is mostly about Kev fantasising about porn stars ?!?
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Porn stars are lovely ladies!
Wouldn't you be insecure about trying to use your teeny weeny on a girl that'd had nothing but 10 inch cocks for the last decade?
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Not all of them have been doing it a decade Dave! Some only 6 months
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one who didn't care about money.
THIS.
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The last line of his post suggests he is talking about his late mother.
@Will

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Wouldn't you be insecure about trying to use your teeny weeny on a girl that'd had nothing but 10 inch cocks for the last decade?
mate....i really don't give a damn....as long as i come!...i'm a selfish bastard, i know!...hahahaha

just wana spray my sweet n sour sauce on them and go to sleep after...
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mate....i really don't give a damn....as long as i come!...i'm a selfish bastard, i know!...hahahaha

just wana spray my sweet n sour sauce on them and go to sleep after...
Let us know when your dream is about to come true. I'll Organize a present from us e90 members.. boxes and boxes of viagra hahaha
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I'd keep the one I have now. Genuinely.

I would, however, use my enormous wealth to have her psycho ex husband *ahem* removed from the gene pool.
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