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      01-04-2006, 04:39 PM   #1
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Best excuse to leave work and go driving...

I'm so incredibly bored at work. What's a good excuse to get out and go for a drive?

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      01-04-2006, 04:41 PM   #2
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i need to get some air???or "this job sucks I quit"
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      01-04-2006, 04:43 PM   #3
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Tell the boss your baby needs you and you'll be back in a couple of hours.

Luckily I don't have this problem. The benefit of being the boss.
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      01-04-2006, 04:54 PM   #4
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"I can't come in today. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb."
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Dentist appt.
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      01-04-2006, 04:57 PM   #6
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I have a job interview!
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      01-04-2006, 05:36 PM   #7
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I have a root canal this afternoon, really... no, really, I'm serious.
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i am a super hero and i have to go save the world
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      01-04-2006, 08:02 PM   #9
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I just shat my pants, I am going to go change be right back bye.
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get a different job,

my job is driving my E90 around all day

territory managing or outside sales is the shiznizzle
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get a different job,

my job is driving my E90 around all day

territory managing or outside sales is the shiznizzle

ahh I wish I had that job!
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      01-04-2006, 10:35 PM   #13
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"I can't come in today. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb."
you mean diahrrea?
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Actually, I used "hemmoroids" (sp?) once, as an excuse.
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Actually, I used "hemmoroids" (sp?) once, as an excuse.
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I tell people my grandma is either a) sick b)dead or c)in the hospital. I KNOW I KNOW this is horrible and I should go to hell. I've used this excuse liek 3 times in the last couple of years and I feel so bad because i LOVE my grandma.

Freshman year when I was playing JV soccer, we had practice over Christmas break and I figured "Hey I'm a starter.. i'm good anyway.. i dont want to go to practice." However, we can't play in the game if we dont go to the practice so I just told my coach my grandma died. Ya i know, I'm horrible.

This summer, I didn't drive yet and I live far away from my friends and I feel bad asking them to drive me home.. so I told them my mom was in the hospital with my grandma and hten everyyyyonee offered me a ride home. AWW good friends again, i know, im horrible.

A few weeks ago, my friend Ana had her 18th bithday cotillian and as part of filipino tradition, she picks 18 of her closest girl friends to light a candle at her ceremony and say a little speech about her and how much we love her etc... so like.. she asked me to be part of her "18 candles" a couple of months back and i said i would love to do it! however.. the week before the event.. i was like "OMG i dont know waht to say?! i dont wana do it!" i totallyyyyy chickened out and i was ready to just call and say my grandma died and her funeral was on the day of Ana's party. I KNOW IM GOING TO HELL. but buttt i sucked it up and i thought of a speech and went. it was awesome and i'm glad i didnt lie.

so.. yeah you guys can totally use that lie if you wana get out of something.. hwoever, i dont recommend it.
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      01-05-2006, 04:25 AM   #17
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yeah i feel bad saying things like that. I've used excuses like "family emergency", my grandpa is sick and I have to take care of him, I have to go to a funeral, etc. I feel guilty cus it's like I want them to die or something...
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"On Monday night the power goes out at my place, turning off my alarm, which therefore makes me 2 hours late for work, so I had to stay at work unitll 7pm to make up for the lost time. "

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