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      11-27-2012, 01:47 PM   #67
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I feel like Mpowers story could be the story for the next hangover.
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      11-27-2012, 03:17 PM   #68
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just call her back and update the thread for us. redeem yourself.
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      11-27-2012, 04:16 PM   #69
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well did you call her back yet
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      11-27-2012, 07:19 PM   #70
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F**king hilarious thread!! Mpower is insane. You should become a writer or some. Best fictional story ever.
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If ever presented with this situation again, just think... WWMPOWER do?

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      11-28-2012, 03:43 PM   #73
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Ugaybro?



Lol but seriously, it is kinda suspicious.
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      11-28-2012, 03:48 PM   #74
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You're sure it was a girl right?

Funny story and true, back in the day had a friend who had the gift with women, could say anything and the hook up was on. We were at a bar a friend worked at, dive place, and this stunning older lady walks in sits at the far end and orders a drink. My friend looks at us and says she's mine, we're thinking yep right she's out of all our leagues. He goes over and about 30minutes later they leave together, he looks back at us and just smiles. We're all WTF this guys pulls all the ladies. So we hang out like a bunch of loser's and then about 20 minutes later he comes in thru the back of the place, out of breath looking like he saw a ghost. Turns out it was a dude and when he said he wasn't down with that the guy rolled him, threw him out of his/her/it's car and took his wallet. We laughed for forever and whenever he hooked up again we all would just laugh and tell him to check the package before unwrapping.
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      11-28-2012, 04:53 PM   #75
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This will never happen to you again... and it might be a good thing as she may do that often and have some thing to pass along permanently to your penis.
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      11-28-2012, 05:51 PM   #76
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This will never happen to you again... and it might be a good thing as she may do that often and have some thing to pass along permanently to your penis.
There is this new invention..they're called condoms.
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      11-28-2012, 06:49 PM   #77
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There is this new invention..they're called condoms.

Because condoms prevent all STDs.


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      11-28-2012, 08:18 PM   #78
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Because condoms prevent all STDs.



Bunch of pansies roaming the forum. Take the chance...stop being a bitch. Maybe you'll catch something...probably not. Who gives a shit.



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she asked me to come over to her place so we could have some drinks and relax. I got kind of freaked out because she was escalating so quickly, so I ended up making an excuse that I had something come up and just gunned it.

I guess you could teach a vagina to use a keyboard...


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yeah...you gay.

Yep...

I would have been 8 inches deep in her throat...while I shift driving around SoCal...


What part turned you off? The fact that she didn't have a penis?
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Because condoms prevent all STDs.


Pretty much ..you have been outta the scene for a while havent you
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Bunch of pansies roaming the forum. Take the chance...stop being a bitch. Maybe you'll catch something...probably not. Who gives a shit.
as long as its not the monster who cares
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      11-28-2012, 10:13 PM   #81
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hasi4x, you sir are a moron. You should have sealed the deal in the parking lot. I for one would have never even gone to the dinner if shes as you described.
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      11-30-2012, 03:24 PM   #82
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      12-02-2012, 01:05 PM   #83
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Time to finally conclude the thread. So I ended up spending most of Saturday with Lacey and her friend. Had a nice dinner at BOA, kicked back at the beach for a while, and eventually got to her place because I wanted some alone time with her. I don't know wth she makes as an event organizer, but her apartment was definitely a lot more than I expected. Things started heating up halfway through our movie and then her damn roommate showed up. No, this did not result in a threesome but jesus christ did this girl have a stick up her ass. She bitched her out for bringing "another guy" home and then slammed the door on her way to her room like an angry teenager.

At this point I was thinking I'm probably going to contract something. I mean I brought a condom and all, but I was still worried. I said fuck it and just went with it. Without getting into any details, it was totally worth it. Way way different than girls I'm used to, but I guess with age (27) comes experience. Had a little bit more fun in the morning before breakfast and left with a smile on my face.

This just goes to show that sometimes life throws you a bone and it's up you to pick it up. I guess I was just too apprehensive the first time we met. Still, I'm happier it worked out this way because I got to know her much better before taking things to the next level. Probably won't see her again considering she sleeps around, but who knows

Regardless... I'm heading to my primary on Monday to get antibiotics.
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      12-02-2012, 01:11 PM   #84
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Just got my bmw, so nothing like that has happened. Only thing was this girl came up to me and asked if i am ever running late to class to give her the keys. I was like yeah okay, and this other said i have a nice car. But nothing like you yet.
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      12-02-2012, 01:25 PM   #85
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Time to finally conclude the thread. So I ended up spending most of Saturday with Lacey and her friend. Had a nice dinner at BOA, kicked back at the beach for a while, and eventually got to her place because I wanted some alone time with her. I don't know wth she makes as an event organizer, but her apartment was definitely a lot more than I expected. Things started heating up halfway through our movie and then her damn roommate showed up. No, this did not result in a threesome but jesus christ did this girl have a stick up her ass. She bitched her out for bringing "another guy" home and then slammed the door on her way to her room like an angry teenager.

At this point I was thinking I'm probably going to contract something. I mean I brought a condom and all, but I was still worried. I said fuck it and just went with it. Without getting into any details, it was totally worth it. Way way different than girls I'm used to, but I guess with age (27) comes experience. Had a little bit more fun in the morning before breakfast and left with a smile on my face.

This just goes to show that sometimes life throws you a bone and it's up you to pick it up. I guess I was just too apprehensive the first time we met. Still, I'm happier it worked out this way because I got to know her much better before taking things to the next level. Probably won't see her again considering she sleeps around, but who knows

Regardless... I'm heading to my primary on Monday to get antibiotics.
Hmm, sounds more realistic than MPower's story but some pics would be nice
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      12-02-2012, 01:41 PM   #86
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That's what I wanna hear! Now you officially have a booty call. "Hey, wanna watch a movie tonight?" "Yeah, sure. Come over in 20 minutes." "Ok cool, see you soon." 40 minutes later, you're busting one on her face.
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Great end to the story, you da man.
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Maybe her friend/roommate was jealous u should have invited her for a 3 some :P
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