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      11-28-2012, 11:39 PM   #1
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1. Make sure to mount your front license plate in front of the intercooler to reduce air flow as much as possible….for aerodynamic proposes and shit: less drag = faster car
2. Speaking or aerodyno@micz make sure to scrape the shit of the front bumper to improve air flow.
3. Use lightweight zip ties from homedepot to secure said plate to the lower grill, you don’t want to be adding extra weight to the car
4. Make sure to put lots of stickers on your 335i, because remember you need at least 4 stickers to be in the 12’s, and 8 sticker will get you into the 11’s
5. Never wash your 335i the dirt helps smooth the airflow around the car

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Saw this joker at my local gym parking lot, had to take pictures and share.
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As funny as that is, you have no right to post someones car with their license plate numbers on a public forum.
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Niccceeeee!

If you drive your car in public you can be video taped, posted, and rediculed in public.
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As funny as that is, you have no right to post someones car with their license plate numbers on a public forum.
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Now i feel horrible that i havent washed my car in over a month :-(
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Yea he probably got tired of being pulled over for not having a front plate...so glad I moved to az no front plates
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As funny as that is, you have no right to post someones car with their license plate numbers on a public forum.
That's a joke right...? The car is in public, of course he has the right to take a photo of it and post it where he pleases. There is no right to privacy in public. Hence, public and not private.
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