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      11-18-2011, 08:08 PM   #45
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Damn. Caught me red handed. But I'm ambidextrous because of it!

Fuck girls. Only girlfriend I need is school. She makes me smart, and she never leaves me not coming back for more. So much work! Plus, there's no discrimination with my height disadvantage...


Justin if you're reading this...

fml
This is the saddest thing that i have ever read................im being serious.

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i wanna give her a xmas gift.... not file bankruptcies
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Damn. Caught me red handed. But I'm ambidextrous because of it!

Fuck girls. Only girlfriend I need is school. She makes me smart, and she never leaves me not coming back for more. So much work! Plus, there's no discrimination with my height disadvantage...


Justin if you're reading this...

fml
:-( i hope this is a joke.. you need
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      11-18-2011, 11:30 PM   #47
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:-( i hope this is a joke.. you need
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      11-19-2011, 10:32 AM   #48
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i think your confusing white girls with asian girls lol
word....i dont know about asian girls you know...but asian girls i know would rather die before they rock fake ones.
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im buying her the ae performance exhaust. She will say return it so then i keep it .
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Holy thread revival.
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Gave my wife a little baby girl... But the gift doesn't arrive until late April...
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Gave my wife a little baby girl... But the gift doesn't arrive until late April...
How do you wrap that???? Oh wait you didnt...that explains it
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My girl and I don't believe in gifts on specific days...so I'm never obliged :-)
Btw...she got her gifts when I added $4k wheels and $12xx exhaust on our car. She really wanted these things :-)
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What's with these thread revivals lately?!
lol...I think this is a holiday thread and will be revived every year :-)
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How do you wrap that???? Oh wait you didnt...that explains it
Egg-sactly!
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