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      12-04-2012, 09:35 AM   #23
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please refer to exibit A and B below....

5'3", 102lbs, Full C...

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same height and weight as my wife.. I think my wife is an A or small B. What size were our wife's before the work..
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same height and weight as my wife.. I think my wife is an A or small B. What size were our wife's before the work..
she was a 32A.

we went with 350CC and 325CC because of the way her chest bones were positioned.

one tit was smaller than the other because the bone underneath wasn't as prominent...
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does anyone want to buy my rims...
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please refer to exibit A and B below....

5'3", 102lbs, Full C...

best $6K ever spent....

www.thebodydoc.com
checked out the gallery on the site....doc does some stellar work!
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Angry HR fatty "Mr. Import 36, were you looking at a plethroa of fake titties on this web page...the body doc?"

Import 36 "Why yes yes I was!"

AHRF "Do you know we have a strick office issue about looking at porn while at work MR!"

Import 36 "But I was just doing research for a nice Xmass gift for my GF! Do you have a BF? Maybe he can buy you a bit of a lift and a tuck and lypo?"

AHRF "OMG no one loves me...why?"

Import 36 "Well Shah says you get no love because you are a fatty, but that's wht he said not me!"
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checked out the gallery on the site....doc does some stellar work!
yeah, the before and afters are freaking amazing.

he's arguably one of the top 3 plastic surgeons in Texas - highly regarded.

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after kids.

when she was pregnant with both of my kids, her tits looked identical to what she has now, but they were like 130 degrees HAHA !!!!
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only reason i didn't go slighly bigger is for one reason - the doc didn't recommend it.

she was real thin in the areas that the implant was going to be supported.

he didn't want her implant collapsing if we went too big....

we're both happy with the work - she's not busting out of her shirts and she's doesn't appear to be tipping over.

she just looks like she has a very healthy C - and for her size and weight, it's enhanced a little more than others.
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I have a feeling I am going to keep coming back to this thread for entertainment today.....I'm that bored at work lol
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I have a feeling I am going to keep coming back to this thread for entertainment today.....I'm that bored at work lol
Same here. However now this thread is making me want to spend $$$
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yeah, the before and afters are freaking amazing.

he's arguably one of the top 3 plastic surgeons in Texas - highly regarded.


after kids.

when she was pregnant with both of my kids, her tits looked identical to what she has now, but they were like 130 degrees HAHA !!!!
Can you walk me thru the process and time of recovery. I might sound superficial but this is not my idea. My wife has brought this up before and I wasn't hearing it. But now I have seen the light...
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I figure the people that say they would never date or marry a girl with fakies have never been with someone with a nice set.

I don't have a problem with them. To those who are 18 - 24 making the "no fakies for me" statements, talk to me after the kids or in 10 - 15 years. See if you change your tune then.
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fake tits are awesome if the girl already had tit fat to begin with because they maintain their softness....

- a girl with fake tits that started off with an A cup is still great, but the tit is a bit harder.
- a harder full C tit is still better than an A-cup.
- a real full C is still better than a fake full C.
- a woman with a full C that went with @ 325-350CC's is still the best combination ever
- a woman that is currently a full D that started off with an a-cup is not the most desired tit set

hope this helps, my fellow tit bros....
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Can you walk me thru the process and time of recovery. I might sound superficial but this is not my idea. My wife has brought this up before and I wasn't hearing it. But now I have seen the light...
went in to get a "consult" done.

talked to the receptionist about our idea/goals/concerns.

after she gave us all of the information, she walked us back to meet Dr. Ciaravino (Care-uh-veeno).

after he looked her over, he advised us not to go too big because of her thin skin on her chest and the lack of existing tit fat. he was looking out for our best interest but wanted to give us our best options.

once we decided, we went and paid for the tits and scheduled to come back 4 days later.

we got to the doctor's office at 8:30 on Tuesday. by 9 she was in his office getting surgury done.

by 9:30 she was done.

9:45 i picked her up in my old SRT8300C in front of the doctor's office (she was in a wheel chair all fucked out of her mind).

drove her to get some food where she seemed pretty coherent. had to literally keep her torse stable because she wasn't supposed to use her arm or chest muscles.

got home @ 11AM and gave her some medication (muscle relaxers, pain killers and some other shit to fight off any potential infection).

this is where shit got real.............

about 20 minutes later, she complains that she needs to throw up.

i reached behind her back and pulled her up from the couch.

i walk her to the kitchen where she half ass leans over the sink.

just as i turned around to get some water from the fridge, i catch her start wobling out of the corner of my eye.

i catch her from the back and she goes limp.

i slowly sat her on the kitchen floor, bracing her back with both of my knees.

at this point i'm, like "holy fuck, wtf is going on, i think it's aliens"...

so after standing there for about 10 seconds looking around for something to lay her head on, i slowly lowered her torse down onto the cold kitchen tile HAHA !!!

i ran to the living room and grabbed a throw pillow.

i lifted her head up from the back, tossed the throw pillow under her dome and let her sleep there for @ 2 hours.

i took a picture of her - she was pale as fuck and her lips were white.

i called the doctor and they said that she would be alright - it happens about 20-30% of the time, especially with smaller women.

for the next 3 days, she was a complete druggy zombie....she slept upstairs most of the day...

had to help her take her panties off to go to the bathroom, but i didn't wipe her HAHA !!! then had to pull them up for her.

overall, it was a pretty brutal experience AFTER the procedure, but i took 3 days off to dedicate care for her....

by the 4th day (Friday), she was still kind of "out of it", but she was walking around by herself, eating and doing normal things.

by the time Monday came around, she was acting 100% normal, but she was still taking the pain meds (not the muscle relaxers - that shit was blowing her mind )
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I figure the people that say they would never date or marry a girl with fakies have never been with someone with a nice set.

I don't have a problem with them. To those who are 18 - 24 making the "no fakies for me" statements, talk to me after the kids or in 10 - 15 years. See if you change your tune then.
I might be crazy then..because I find myself strangely attracted to slightly saggy and floppy tits..I have no idea why..because according to society they should be shunned and locked away where no one can see them..oh and am definitely over 24..
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That was directly related to this topic once the rims are gone, then the tits will come.
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