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      12-04-2012, 01:50 PM   #45
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That was directly related to this topic once the rims are gone, then the tits will come.
I got it lol
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I got it lol
Yes you do..
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That was directly related to this topic once the rims are gone, then the tits will come.
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does anyone want to buy my rims...
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tits or ban..lol
It was an on-topic joke. A very funny one actually.
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It was an on-topic joke. A very funny one actually.
Yeah admit that one went over my head..lol
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I might be crazy then..because I find myself strangely attracted to slightly saggy and floppy tits..I have no idea why..because according to society they should be shunned and locked away where no one can see them..oh and am definitely over 24..


I prefer a natural tilting tit...nothing too high. I find the really high ones look weird.
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went in to get a "consult" done.

talked to the receptionist about our idea/goals/concerns.

after she gave us all of the information, she walked us back to meet Dr. Ciaravino (Care-uh-veeno).

after he looked her over, he advised us not to go too big because of her thin skin on her chest and the lack of existing tit fat. he was looking out for our best interest but wanted to give us our best options.

once we decided, we went and paid for the tits and scheduled to come back 4 days later.

we got to the doctor's office at 8:30 on Tuesday. by 9 she was in his office getting surgury done.
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overall, it was a pretty brutal experience AFTER the procedure, but i took 3 days off to dedicate care for her....

by the 4th day (Friday), she was still kind of "out of it", but she was walking around by herself, eating and doing normal things.

by the time Monday came around, she was acting 100% normal, but she was still taking the pain meds (not the muscle relaxers - that shit was blowing her mind )
Everyone is different. My wife went in for surgery the day before thanksgiving. Was at thanksgiving dinner with her parents the next day and they had no clue she had any procedure done. Then again, my wife handled her broken collarbone better than any guy i've seen. It was surgically repaired and she took nothing but advil for pain.

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I might be crazy then..because I find myself strangely attracted to slightly saggy and floppy tits..I have no idea why..because according to society they should be shunned and locked away where no one can see them..oh and am definitely over 24..
to each their own. not dising the natural boobies, but if there is an alternative....
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Everyone is different. My wife went in for surgery the day before thanksgiving. Was at thanksgiving dinner with her parents the next day and they had no clue she had any procedure done.
funny thing is that my wife can grab scolding hot tortillas off the oven and walk them across the kitchen, but the broad says "it hurts" when my 3 year old daughter lays on her back........

it may have been the vicious cycle of drugs she was on - literally every 3 hours i was loading her up with muscle relaxers and pain killer because i knew she wasn't going to be able to handle the pain.

seriously, the first night i slept in the bedroom by myself because she didn't want to leave the couch.

woke up at 1AM and at 4AM to give her medicine.......
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it must be a sign because the victorias secret fashion show is on..time to do some sweet talking..
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it must be a sign because the victorias secret fashion show is on..time to do some sweet talking..
How did it go?
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How did it go?
By the time I got home she was knocked out from cold medicine.
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By the time I got home she was knocked out from cold medicine.
Should've waken her up.
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Should've waken her up.
I would've waken her up for something else but justin bieber killed it for me...
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I would've waken her up for something else but justin bieber killed it for me...


Justin Bieber=cock blocker
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Wow- amazing job on patients 9 and 10. 9 had a couple of empty plastic grocery bags and 10 had no tits at all, and now they both have amazing racks...

http://www.thebodydoc.com/breast-aug...silicone2.html

Those are women who actually needed boob jobs.


Me- I don't mind fake tits at all as long as they're not overdone and stretched too tight/have a double-bubble shape. I HATE flappy saggy boobs that you could hide something under and nipples that point down.
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I HATE flappy saggy boobs that you could hide something under and nipples that point down.
agreed !!!

underboob is gross when you can hold phones underneathe them.

i've said it once and i'll say it again, i will take my wife's fake full C's over Kate Upton's floppy bags.....
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^^^ those look rediculous.

if they're hard, they would be a complete waste of time.

but if their a little more on the softer side, then i see some benefits there...
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^^^ those look rediculous.

if they're hard, they would be a complete waste of time.

but if their a little more on the softer side, then i see some benefits there...
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It's funny thing about fake tits....women seem to hate them....but all want them yet hate those that have them.
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It's funny thing about fake tits....women seem to hate them....but all want them yet hate those that have them.
95% of women who don't have nice tits, wish they did.

and when you ask them why they don't have fake tits, it's because "they're better than that", which truly means "i can't afford it" or "what would my family think"......

but when they see another woman with a nice tank top or spaghetti strap on, they immediately say "wow, those are some really nice fake tits"....
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