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| 01-16-2013, 04:43 AM | #1 |
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Colonel
 
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Breaking news...
Tesco burger walks into a bar
Burger: Pint please Barman: I can't hear you Burger: Sorry, I'm a little horse I just checked the sell by date on my Tesco burgers. And they're off. Just placed a cheeky bet on Tesco's Finest in the 3.15 at Cheltenham. News just in: Traces of unicorn found in Waitrose burgers. And those Aldi horse burgers were nice but I prefer My Lidl Pony. Boom, boom. I'm here all week... |
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| 01-16-2013, 08:32 AM | #3 |
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Colonel
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They are quite filling - they make a great mane meal.
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| 01-16-2013, 08:37 AM | #4 |
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Colonel
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Oh, and for anyone who has been put off of eating Tesco burgers instead you should try their meatballs - they are the dogs bollocks.
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| 01-16-2013, 08:49 AM | #5 |
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Those burgers are great they'll help you maintain a stable diet.
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| 01-16-2013, 08:58 AM | #6 |
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Major General
 
Drives: Don't know yet! Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK
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Anyone done a comparison between the 'Shergar' from Tesco,and the 'Nijinsky' from Lidl?
I see both 'Imodium' and 'Senokot' are both running in the Relief stakes at the wk/end. Conditions are forecast to be firm - soft - gooey!
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| 01-16-2013, 11:28 AM | #8 |
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Captain
Drives: 335i Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Essex
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Apparently it hasn't been going on furlong.
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| 01-16-2013, 11:30 AM | #9 |
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Major General
Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Surrey, UK
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I canter believe it and I think its going to stirrup a lot of trouble. Fetlocks sake.
Checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge... ...and they're off.
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| 01-16-2013, 04:54 PM | #11 |
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Lieutenant Colonel
 
Drives: e90 335i JB4 Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Cambs
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