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      01-31-2013, 04:08 PM   #375
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Sorry not really for this but I feel too calm this year
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      02-01-2013, 04:17 PM   #376
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So many fuckheads trying to race me in their shitty little cars!!!...and they start driving dangerously!....wtf is wrong with these people?!
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My fucking car is sick-not good sick,poorly fucking sick,although it looks quite cool!
Could smell burning rubber part way through the drive home from work this morning.Got home and the car bottomed out on the slope up the driveway.
Looks like the suspension has dropped several inches on the front-maybe a cracked coil spring and the smell was the tyre touching the arch.
Car has just been picked up by BMW and I've got a courtesy car for four days.
Don't know what it will be-don't really care-am more worried about BMW trying to wriggle out of a warranty claim...Fuckknuckle!
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      02-02-2013, 10:39 AM   #379
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So many fuckheads trying to race me in their shitty little cars!!!...and they start driving dangerously!....wtf is wrong with these people?!
Now now kev. easy. take it easy. Look i know what you really want. You want a shot at me don't you? Lets have it son. for pinks.
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      02-02-2013, 10:40 AM   #380
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My fucking car is sick-not good sick,poorly fucking sick,although it looks quite cool!
Could smell burning rubber part way through the drive home from work this morning.Got home and the car bottomed out on the slope up the driveway.
Looks like the suspension has dropped several inches on the front-maybe a cracked coil spring and the smell was the tyre touching the arch.
Car has just been picked up by BMW and I've got a courtesy car for four days.
Don't know what it will be-don't really care-am more worried about BMW trying to wriggle out of a warranty claim...Fuckknuckle!
Holy crap bro! sorry to hear. was there no other indication other than the smell?
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      02-02-2013, 12:20 PM   #381
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Nah mate,absolutely nothing.I didn't even notice the difference in ride height until I got home.
Got a 320d as a courtesy car for 4 days until mine is fixed!
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      02-03-2013, 11:54 AM   #382
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Now now kev. easy. take it easy. Look i know what you really want. You want a shot at me don't you? Lets have it son. for pinks.

Anytime Torreto!
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I really hate it when some stupid drivers don't look to their right when entering roundabouts and just plough straight on. An accident waiting to happen!! Some woman did that today
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      02-04-2013, 04:57 AM   #384
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I'm proper sick, been laid up on the sofa for the last three days with a bastard of a cold/flu, Saturday was a blinder of a day sunshine-wise and I was cooped up on t'sofa. Gutted to say the least.

We've (the wife has it too) gotten away with it lightly really, some friends have been laid up for 10 days with it. Nasty stuff.
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I know how you feel dave

I've been cooped up for the last 2 weeks with chicken pox

Now my wife has the flu which is very out of the ordinary for her to stay in bed and the youngest has been on antibiotics for the past week with an ear infection.

Chickenpox is fucking horrible
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      04-16-2013, 04:11 PM   #386
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What happened to the red 325i thread! I am so angry I had so many pics of lovely women to post
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Windows 8 Debacle

Good god.

Just had to setup a new Windows 8 laptop.

What a joke.

Probably great for bubble-headed numpties that live on social media, but for trying to get some serious programs and work down it is a total disaster.

There is no Start button - so you stare at the desktop, wondering how on earth to start a program. All the admin tools and low level settings are hidden away behind many clicks (after you waste hours on google to find out where they are). You first have to exit the tile front-end (no option to start on Desktop).

After running Windows Update it offered a choice of Web Browsers, I chose IE and it jumped into a version of IE that I simply could not close. No close buttons anywhere. Another bout of google searching on my own laptop required before I could actually exit a program. Never has a laptop been so close to being ejected like a frisbee out of the window.

So, you have to simply unlearn decades of intuition .....

Installed a 3rd party Start menu program. That saved me taking the laptop and asking for my money back.

Well, I won't be moving any of my PCs or Laptops to Windows 8. I need my machines for hard work - I don't give a rat's arse about Facebook and Twatter and big coloured squares.

No wonder Microsoft is bringing back the start menu. They must be hemorrhaging sales.

Need a wee lie down now .....

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Just out of a 3 hr meeting....trying to sort out an IT procurement and had some staff from our firm - plus 2 seperate consultants.

As usual consultants facilitated absolutely fuck all and wasted 3 hours of my life. This tied with the usual 'show of cock' to show whose the best.

At the end of the meeting the guy asked me to do something and i said 'so you want XYZ' .. and he said 'i hope thats not all you got from this meeting' to which i answered 'yes it was'.

Some consultants need taking outside, have the buzzword bingo dictionary shoved up their arse... and then shot.
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Dave my miswah new laptop has windows 8 and I can't stand it.
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No wonder Microsoft is bringing back the start menu.
Apparently they're not. Well not a Start button we recognise. Instead they are doggedly sticking to the W8 mantra and it will only take you to the Metro interface.

And did you have to Google how to shut it down? I did

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And did you have to Google how to shut it down? I did
Throwing it out the window was switching it off?????
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I’m surrounded by useless fuckwits who can’t do the job their paid to do and management are too weak to sack them.

"I see signs of improvment"...... Your fucken blind then
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Summertime, just walking in the city at lunch time....those fuckin sexy blonde whores are everywhere...they need a good fcuk and some cock slapping on their face!...
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Summertime, just walking in the city at lunch time....those fuckin sexy blonde whores are everywhere...they need a good fcuk and some cock slapping on their face!...
ha ha what you mean the ones who have a ridiculously high opinion of themselves!???
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ha ha what you mean the ones who have a ridiculously high opinion of themselves!???
yes, especially them ones! a good anal smashing would teach them not to be so arrogant!
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fucking donkey cock suckers hogging the right hand lane again!....when will those fuckards understand that the right hand lane is for overtaking only....so if you're not overtaking, get the fuck out of my lane!...stupid cab drivers...

and to that horse fucking cyclist twat who though it was a good idea to overtake and cut me off...hope u break ur legs!
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