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      03-08-2013, 02:21 PM   #23
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Not extra creative but it helps to break the daily work routine: We keep playing little pranks on us all the time.



or attaching a GoPro to my dog:


But then again I work with two of my very best friends so the atmosphere is good anyway.
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Not extra creative but it helps to break the daily work routine: We keep playing little pranks on us all the time.



or attaching a GoPro to my dog:


But then again I work with two of my very best friends so the atmosphere is good anyway.
Damn, working with your best buds must be hella fun.
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TheThe CEO sent a strongly worded email to that individual and CC'd that email to everyone in the office. Now everyone knows who this person is.

Why would you ruin your career like that?
if he was a real CEO, he would have ruined his own career....
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Had a hand in getting rid of our union president last friday... Said he wasn't going to run 2 machines at a time which was direct insubordination. Walked him out the door an hour later. Nothing like making an example out of the most untouchable employee on the floor. That makes me Smile.
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light gauge coil under a 43,500# coil and this happens



drove into work to see this in our parking lot











our customer whose coil it was made this for us haha

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^ LMAO!
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43,500# coil was stacked on top of a smaller thinner steel coil...just a matter of time and the smaller coil buckled and the top 2 slid and off to the side through the wall
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Last Thursday I had this scene from the next Spiderman filming outside my window. They're always filming something here, but they spent ALL DAY just getting this Taurus on top of the taxi.
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Ha, nope! Middle eastern.
It's because people that were raised in the middle east squat rather than sit. Western toilets are not designed to be used in the way middle-easterners were taught to use them. Toilets in the middle east actually have places to put your feet over the hole that you squat over.

See link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

Also, FYI the middle-east is in Asia making them in fact Asian as a previous poster asked.

On another note, my work sucks because my Jag driving co-worker has an oral fixation and is always sucking on office supplies, smacking gum, making noise with his e-cig, and exhibits all around sloth like behavior. I've ordered him a shock collar and plan on training his habit out of him.Then I'm going to make him give me his bonus to thank me. Wish me luck!!
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It's because people that were raised in the middle east squat rather than sit. Western toilets are not designed to be used in the way middle-easterners were taught to use them. Toilets in the middle east actually have places to put your feet over the hole that you squat over.

See link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

Also, FYI the middle-east is in Asia making them in fact Asian as a previous poster asked.

On another note, my work sucks because my Jag driving co-worker has an oral fixation and is always sucking on office supplies, smacking gum, making noise with his e-cig, and exhibits all around sloth like behavior. I've ordered him a shock collar and plan on training his habit out of him.Then I'm going to make him give me his bonus to thank me. Wish me luck!!
I hate people that make noises all day using some type of crap. Annoying as hell. Teach him a lesson! lol
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It's because people that were raised in the middle east squat rather than sit. Western toilets are not designed to be used in the way middle-easterners were taught to use them. Toilets in the middle east actually have places to put your feet over the hole that you squat over.

See link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

Also, FYI the middle-east is in Asia making them in fact Asian as a previous poster asked.

On another note, my work sucks because my Jag driving co-worker has an oral fixation and is always sucking on office supplies, smacking gum, making noise with his e-cig, and exhibits all around sloth like behavior. I've ordered him a shock collar and plan on training his habit out of him.Then I'm going to make him give me his bonus to thank me. Wish me luck!!
I've had to use one of these before. Quite possibly the hardest/awkward thing to do in the world.
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I've had to use one of these before. Quite possibly the hardest/awkward thing to do in the world.
I do a lot of work in the M-E and I feel your pain. Needless to say, it's very important to get on a good "schedule" so that you can plan to be somewhere that has access to western style toilets when the need arises.
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i really only worked in an office setting for about 3 years (right out of college)... nothing special other than a lot of fantasy sports and instant messaging... by the time myspace caught on i already left that scene.
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One of the older ladies in my office is having personal summers...keeps turning off the FUCKING HEAT!
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