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      03-20-2013, 04:38 PM   #23
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This is how I imagine it going down:
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      03-20-2013, 04:58 PM   #24
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Your confusion probably stems from the fact you think 35-year-old women are in the same league as 25-year-olds. The world is cruel and unfair, but attractive 25-year-olds do not fear competition from their mid-30s sisters.
Age is like a cliff for most women at age 26-27. I was shocked when it happened to my Facebook. It was seemingly overnight, every girl I went to school with aged a decade. There is another cliff in the mid-30s.

Anyone that confuses a 25 year old with a 35 year old is either blind or dating an Asian.
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      03-21-2013, 07:25 AM   #25
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+1 on hairy arms.
Blonde chin hairs glistening in the sunlight...
No cheards for this guy! Wax or laser ladies, your choice
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      03-21-2013, 09:05 AM   #26
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Shah is a hairless Persian.. who always finds himself with hairy pussy
Fuck no! I have to trim and look good and be good and smell good!
Looking this trashy isn't easy!

But is there anything worse, other than stinky pussy, than fuzzy pussy?
I mean BARF BARF BARG!
Wait....fuzzy arms! Like thick fuzzy arms....GAG GAG GAG!
Or stubble on her upper lip....aaaahhhgooood.....
NOW I CAN'T EAT LUNCH!
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      03-21-2013, 09:36 AM   #27
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Thick fuzzy arms might mean you are with a tranny or a Greek line cook.
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      03-21-2013, 09:56 AM   #28
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While hanging out at the many super clubs in NYC I've had the chance to meet and speak with many amzing trannies. Google Jennifer Paris. And let me tell you these women are stunnnnnning!
I'm liberal but I’m not sure I'm that liberal?
But that said, these ladies were not granny trannies, and unlike a large number of the NJ women I know, they not only dressed well, were smooth as silk but smelled...WOW! And didn't have that characteristic over the top loud crow like call of the NJ girl have…..
You haven’t lived till you sat across a woman who sounded like Fran Dresher and who’s upper lip had the look a s if the fuzz was 12 hours away!
I’m sorry it’s 2013, if a woman does not understand proper body grooming…….well…….it just shows you how bad things are for mid 30’s women.
They have given up on life, looks and laughs.
And every now and then I forget it and go from dating mid 20’s girls to mid 30’s girl…and quickly realize how fucked up things are.
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      03-21-2013, 08:54 PM   #29
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it's winter. they gotta grow hair to keep warm.
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      03-22-2013, 02:44 PM   #30
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You're not fuzzy, are you love?

Asians are good that way
you answered your own question


but there's a lot of homegrown hairy crop in the winter hahaha
it's so cheap to wax too. 3$ for fuzzy upper lip and 7$ for fuzzy arm. mid 30 women should look into that.
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