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      03-28-2013, 11:28 AM   #23
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It's a Jaaaaag, yet there is no tartan travel blanket on the rear parcel shelf.
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      03-28-2013, 11:59 AM   #24
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Your Calluna Vulgaris is in desperate need of some of my John Innes No3.
Bet you say that to all the girls Ian.
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Bet you say that to all the girls Ian.
Just spat my afternoon tea and hot cross bun all over my pc screen!!!!

Ian always was a big ole smoothy - that said, discussing someones Vulva is not the conventional line of attack amongst gentleman!!!
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      03-28-2013, 12:45 PM   #26
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It's not a Volvo, it's a Jaguar.
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      03-28-2013, 01:50 PM   #27
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It's wasn't really built in 1988?

The F11 is illegally spaced?
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I would say someone tried to steal your car? the camera on the garage is shifted.
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Haha love it - some interesting observations but I think only 1 person has figured out the problem

Which actually is reassuring to me
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I'm going to shout for "wonky number plate"
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And if it's not that it should be!
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I was going to guess double space between the F11 and the WWW or Irish standard font...

(Because I have both on my plate... haha!)

...but not sure on either TBH...
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The plate is not yet legally assigned to the vehicle?
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Or the W's are the wrong font
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Haha love it - some interesting observations but I think only 1 person has figured out the problem

Which actually is reassuring to me
If one of the cameras on the garage was an ANPR,would/could you get a tug by the 'ol bill' should the car show up as being uninsured?

You might like to check it out
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"NO F11WWW is NOT showing as insured on the Motor Insurance Database today."
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LOL - im slowly losing the will to live - bore-off mate!!!
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You're too young to own a Jag saloon?
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You're too young to own a Jag saloon?
Yep there is that

It's not the plate and insurance db not showing although I'm surprised people checked in so much detail.

It's the fact I put this plate on recently and the person put it on wonky. It's on my mind more than sex. It's doing my nut in. Can't stand things that aren't symmetrical or perfectly aligned.

I'm glad not many people immediately noticed it but I'm going to have to get it fixed.

Don't think there is anything I can do as it is screwed on.

I will need to buy a new plate but now have to suffer until my v5 comes back and stick the plate on this time.

Do they come off without damage easily?

Interesting so many commented on letter spacing, it should all be legal.

Garage doors is definatly an optical illusion. They are standard 2m wide and the car fits in.
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I'd be more concerned by the fact that the inner part of the rear light on the boot lid and the outer part on the wing don't line up. Its particularly noticeable at the point where the chrome strip is supposed to line up with the clear section of the light. Can the lock be adjusted to sort that?

Bet you won't even notice the plate now
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I'd be more concerned by the fact that the inner part of the rear light on the boot lid and the outer part on the wing don't line up. Its particularly noticeable at the point where the chrome strip is supposed to line up with the clear section of the light. Can the lock be adjusted to sort that?

Bet you won't even notice the plate now
It's symmetrical both sides so that cancels it out
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      03-29-2013, 05:56 AM   #42
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I'd be more concerned by the fact that the inner part of the rear light on the boot lid and the outer part on the wing don't line up. Its particularly noticeable at the point where the chrome strip is supposed to line up with the clear section of the light. Can the lock be adjusted to sort that?

Bet you won't even notice the plate now
That would send the OCD in me crazy.
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It's on my mind more than sex. It's doing my nut in.
Are you serious!

I'd have a word with the wife/partner, a blowjob would soon put things into perspective.
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