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      01-22-2006, 12:28 AM   #111
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And the worst part about it was my mom set us up. She was my moms hair stylist....Damn she was hot...but I diddnt dare get frisky with her. She might tell my mom....well after a party we went to, she asked me if we were ever going to "fool around" ( we dated for a month or so) so we parked in a cemetary belive it or not and after I tasted the goods...the flag would not fly any more...end of story and end of Julie
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      01-22-2006, 12:30 AM   #112
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Nah...her boobs were bigger
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that's kinda nasty dude. LOL that's why Im into asian chicks and white chicks WITH NO HAIR on their breasts.
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@ this thread.
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It is kind of a prerequisite now...white...no hairy boobs...save money on floss though
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      01-22-2006, 02:50 AM   #116
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It is kind of a prerequisite now...white...no hairy boobs...save money on floss though
Omg!!!!!!! Thats wrong! Lemme tell u, girls like that put a bad label on us italians. I can proudly say i do NOT have this problem and if i did, i dont care.. id pluck each and every one. Ewww!

And this thread is now the most random thread ive been involved with
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Omg!!!!!!! Thats wrong! Lemme tell u, girls like that put a bad label on us italians. I can proudly say i do NOT have this problem and if i did, i dont care.. id pluck each and every one. Ewww!

And this thread is now the most random thread ive been involved with
Good, you look like a girl that's inherently not hairy.
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I'm half Italian and I am clean shaven. I'd like to get laser hair removal some day. It's such a pain to shave.
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      01-22-2006, 02:55 AM   #119
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Good, you look like a girl that's inherently not hairy.
Yeah i dont like hair..i only leave the ones on top of my head..

edit: so after i posted that, i went back and realised that sounds really bad.. haha.....
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I've really never understood the girls that go natural. Just seems to caveman style. Nothing better then a nice cleanly waxed girl.


ps, you guys, and girls, ever leave this forum?
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Yeah i dont like hair..i only leave the ones on top of my head..

edit: so after i posted that, i went back and realised that sounds really bad.. haha.....
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Yes i leave this forum.. but its a drug and i keep comin back. Its almost like when u go open ur fridge every 5 mins hoping there is something in there u missed..

From what guys told me..Clean is good, but when its too clean its like "F-ing a little girl"
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Yes i leave this forum.. but its a drug and i keep comin back. Its almost like when u go open ur fridge every 5 mins hoping there is something in there u missed..

From what guys told me..Clean is good, but when its too clean its like "F-ing a little girl"
I was about to say something...but I'm PRETTY sure that it would cross the line for this forum. I don't think this particular online community is ready for the post I was about to make.

















































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I was about to say something...but I'm PRETTY sure that it would cross the line for this forum. I don't think this particular online community is ready for the post I was about to make.
There has to be a little landing strip down there...just at the top. Everything under...none..nada..zipo...There comes again the floss rule... you should never have to floss when you are tasting the goods.




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The hairier the better for me; I like it that I feel like I'm Ponce de Leon looking for the Fountain of Youth. Nothing hotter than wearing my conquistador outfit while exploring the long lost jungle!







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This thread is seriously going to Now back on topic....
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Omg!!!!!!! Lemme tell u, girls like that put a bad label on us italians.
My ex-wife was half Italian and half Cuban.... No hair problems there.
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That is funny shit man!!!

like a tropical rain forest
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There has to be a little landing strip down there...just at the top.
Landing strip is good.

Although, I wouldn't complain about completely gone either. :rocks:
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shim... photoshop some arm pit hair on her and THEN WE'RE TALKING!!
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I noticed you have great photos of your car. BMW should pay you to use your pics! I just bought a blk 330 with the same rims you have. Are you noticing that small rust spots form easily? When I washed my car the other day I noticed several and didnt know the best way to get them off. Any Suggestions????????? Thanks
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You guys are disturbing, and for shim there is just a lack of words.
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