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      10-31-2013, 02:50 PM   #397
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Now, its not all bad. I enjoy her trailer park blonde/black hair. Your pumpkinman has good portions, but I can not tell if his penis is singing, or shooting carrots?
the pumpkin dick is actually growing from the outside of his right leg......
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      10-31-2013, 02:50 PM   #398
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Not bad for a first attempt, but I must say, you have much to learn. I like your use of colors and a holiday inspired theme, but I feel you focused some detail in the wrong areas, and certain areas suffered from that.

Now, its not all bad. I enjoy her trailer park blonde/black hair. Your pumpkinman has good portions, but I can not tell if his penis is singing, or shooting carrots?
Hahaha, he is supposed to be shooting pumpkin jizz
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the pumpkin dick is actually growing from the outside of his right leg......
This is some valuable criticism right here. We do not fully know the audience we are trying to reach has seen a penis before, so its vital that we make sure everything is at least anatomically correct, as these are meant to be instructional as well as functional.
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Hahaha, he is supposed to be shooting pumpkin jizz
I appreciate your enthusiasm and interest in this type of art, and I think you may be able to get it down, but its going to take some work. Like I stated before, these are made with an intensive amount of precision and line negotiation, so they are not easy to make.
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I appreciate your enthusiasm and interest in this type of art, and I think you may be able to get it down, but its going to take some work. Like I stated before, these are made with an intensive amount of precision and line negotiation, so they are not easy to make.
Lol, maybe one day I can become the master that you are.
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I appreciate your enthusiasm and interest in this type of art, and I think you may be able to get it down, but its going to take some work. Like I stated before, these are made with an intensive amount of precision and line negotiation, so they are not easy to make.
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I fucking lost it at pumpkin jizz.
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I'm led to believe you laugh because he is still an amateur.
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I'm led to believe you laugh because he is still an amateur.
Why else?

Can't believe this got knocked down. BUMP.
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You guys are mean spirited bullies. You guys (and gals) hijacked my thread and you've all hijacked my feelings right along with it [sniff.]
Dude you should be proud of the thread you have made. Seriously, you have unearthed the work of genius and many important, instructive, and informative posts discussing various sex tips have borne as the fruit of your labor!

Did you imagine over 400 replies on 19 pages were to have been inspired by your initial catalyst of a post?

I mean c'mon man, there's even pumpkin jizz in here!

This thread is the type of gold - no, platinum - that we OT'ers come here craving more of!



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Dude you should be proud of the thread you have made. Seriously, you have unearthed the work of genius and many important, instructive, and informative posts discussing various sex tips have borne as the fruit of your labor!

Did you imagine over 400 replies on 19 pages were to have been inspired by your initial catalyst of a post?

I mean c'mon man, there's even pumpkin jizz in here!

This thread is the type of gold - no, platinum - that we OT'ers come here craving more of!



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in lieu of the up coming holidays, don't forget to stuff your turkeys....
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well I can never eat turkey again.
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in lieu of the up coming holidays, don't forget to stuff your turkeys....
Omg lmao
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in lieu of the up coming holidays, don't forget to stuff your turkeys....

Lol, the turkey with titts.
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Wow!! Billup comes through again.... And what's up with the random steaming turd on the left and what appears to be a pickle in the middle!?!?!?
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Lol, the turkey with titts.
Turkey breast!

This piece is full of symbolism and metaphors.

Stuffing a turkey.

I like the pickle on the ground. Can be used as a side dish or a tool. Right Billup? Your art has reached a new level.
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Wow!! Billup comes through again.... And what's up with the random steaming turd on the left and what appears to be a pickle in the middle!?!?!?
Well, they are Native Americans, I don't think they had loo's back then, so I assume they just pooped on the ground?

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Turkey breast!

This piece is full of symbolism and metaphors.

Stuffing a turkey.

I like the pickle on the ground. Can be used as a side dish or a tool. Right Billup? Your art has reached a new level.
Turkey breast indeed! I'm glad you caught my play on words.

The pickle is well..., I'll let your minds wander.
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This has precedent. Observe...
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This has precedent. Observe...
I don't want to click that link.

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