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      11-06-2013, 06:34 PM   #1
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Lightbulb Need some trolls to chime in, need help writing a monologue/act for Drama class.

I need to write a monologue for my drama class based on an experience that I've had in my past. I was thinking a speech about hookers and blow, or strippers, would really hit the spot. It just can't get outrageously graphic, if you know what I mean.

I figured since this forum is full of very self-expressive and eloquent members that maybe someone could come up with half a page, single spaced, about a minute long presentation.

I'll delete this thread tonight if there's no interest.

A monologue, for those of you who don't know, "is a long speech by one actor in a play or movie, or as part of a theatrical or broadcast program."

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Is there some sort of competition going on for worst troll ever, or something?

If not, here's my real, professional advice (it's worth what you pay for it):

m_sung can probably give you some awesome material involving a lambo, free 18-year olds (no hookers for him) and blow, a rabbit on a chest, all while benching 315 pounds.

I suggest reach out to him directly.
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so just talk about a great night where you partied and did xxx
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Is there some sort of competition going on for worst troll ever, or something?

If not, here's my real, professional advice (it's worth what you pay for it):

m_sung can probably give you some awesome material involving a lambo, free 18-year olds (no hookers for him) and blow, a rabbit on a chest, all while benching 315 pounds.

I suggest reach out to him directly.
Bahaha sounds brilliant. The only thing is it has to be somewhat feasible, so maybe with a few adjustments it may be possible.

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so just talk about a great night where you partied and did xxx
It's not just talking, its acting. I have to pretend like I'm in a movie scene, and make a speech. Like dialogue with someone, except there's no one there. Monologues are used for tryouts for film stars and who gets what role.

I can't believe I got stuck taking this class.
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Call it the "It Ain't Easy Bein' Cheesy Vagina Monologue" and create a narrative exposing the trials and frustrations of trust fund tards. How they're hated by all except those that want their money, how they can't even get in trouble on their own because their parents keep paying off the cops and politicians. How everyone knows them as "hey, you're Anass Rhammar's son, right?"

They're useless. And it's all someone else's fault. Being set up for failure like that...it's so sad.

I'm almost crying as I type this.
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troll here how much u paying?
100 rubies
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I would take 100 rubles over the empty bottle of vodka, but that's just me.
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Pictures of said rubies? I would like you next to them with a shoe on your head to verify it is real, and I can write you a novel in a half hour.
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Is there some sort of competition going on for worst troll ever, or something?

If not, here's my real, professional advice (it's worth what you pay for it):

m_sung can probably give you some awesome material involving a lambo, free 18-year olds (no hookers for him) and blow, a rabbit on a chest, all while benching 315 pounds.

I suggest reach out to him directly.
You missed the great struggle of mind about whether to become a doctor or a businessman, and then him deciding to F*** it as he does not care to put in the effort as he is inheriting millions of dollars from his parents, ultimately ending up with the decision of living off the interest.

Come on, this is the Hamlet "To be or not to be" moment. How could you ever miss this?
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You missed the great struggle of mind about whether to become a doctor or a businessman, and then him deciding to F*** it as he does not care to put in the effort as he is inheriting millions of dollars from his parents, ultimately ending up with the decision of living off the interest.

Come on, this is the Hamlet "To be or not to be" moment. How could you ever miss this?
I did? Pretty sure I posted in that thread multiple times, until enough of my brain cels died that I could no longer do it...
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Pictures of said rubies? I would like you next to them with a shoe on your head to verify it is real, and I can write you a novel in a half hour.
I don't have shoe
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You missed the great struggle of mind about whether to become a doctor or a businessman, and then him deciding to F*** it as he does not care to put in the effort as he is inheriting millions of dollars from his parents, ultimately ending up with the decision of living off the interest.

Come on, this is the Hamlet "To be or not to be" moment. How could you ever miss this?
i just read an article delineating wealth distribution in america, the top 1% own 80%, sucks mang. op must have been a saint in a past life to get by this easily.

you're doing great work out there, stay safe

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I have nothing against getting by easily or family fortunes and generational wealth transfers or any of that. That's the only way to build true family wealth, it's over generations.

I do, however, think it's generally despicable to be a walking useless waste of life, especially given that kind of opportunity.

This guy is like a real life Billy Madison, except there's no chance here of ever running daddy's company.

(Speaking of m_ngsuk not the OP of this thread)
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The guy is asking people to troll about hookers, drugs and now the trolls don't want to troll.

Everyone should prelude their threads with PLEASE TROLL FOR MY CLASS before each title and maybe OT would stay a bit more on topic (that doesn't make sense but you all get the point).
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i'm feeling a gangnam style flashdance... whoopa dumbass style!
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Still waiting for picture with shoe on head next to rubies. I've already started your assignment....
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So I typed it up, took all of 5 minutes to do.

Thanks for nothing you trolls
Disclaimer: It's the prelude to the hookers

Monologue

Look, you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Dreams aren’t going to come true without your blood and sweat put into the equation, and it won’t happen overnight either. These fancy dinners, hotels, cars, and life fantasies don’t grow on trees. This is who we are, and we do what we want when we want. You want in? Show me what you’ve got.

I need someone who can drive under pressure to make a few runs into town, no stops in between for anything else. Period. You’ll find a burner phone and a duffel bag at the Equinox gym in locker 6. Do not look inside the bag. Do not think about the bag. Do not do anything with the bag, but drive it to this address (hands piece of paper). Once you deliver the bag, text the only contact in your phone and you will receive your next set of instructions.

Remember, anything happens to the bag in between the gym and the address is on you. You are responsible. Do you understand? I know you’re amateur racing isn’t going to cut it when it comes to our high dollar bills. We’ve got a long way ahead of us, you play this right and this line of work might just give you that extra edge. Take the M5 outside (Hands keys).
I don’t know you and you don’t know me. Don’t stick your head out for the next few days. We will find you when the job is done. Do not make contact.

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Did not read.

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4/10

sounds like Transporter rip off and you used you're instead of your incorrectly -2.
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I need to write a monologue for my drama class based on an experience that I've had in my past. I was thinking a speech about hookers and blow, or strippers, would really hit the spot. It just can't get outrageously graphic, if you know what I mean.

I figured since this forum is full of very self-expressive and eloquent members that maybe someone could come up with half a page, single spaced, about a minute long presentation.

I'll delete this thread tonight if there's no interest.

A monologue, for those of you who don't know, "is a long speech by one actor in a play or movie, or as part of a theatrical or broadcast program."

Ask your gay metro sexual boyfriend before you come trolling us with shit like this.

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