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      11-06-2013, 12:16 PM   #1
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Would this work in an M\\\ ? (funny)

Think you could pull this off in an M\\\? I think so... Pretty funny/sad how some women react to cars, ditching bestfriends and boyfriends lol

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Some of it looks fake/staged. As for the M3, 95% of the people on the road don't know a M3 from a 328 or even a 5 series for that matter, so no I don't think it would work
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I think it would with girls like that...there was only one of them that was reasonably attractive.
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I want my 5 minutes back. :/
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Some of it looks fake/staged. As for the M3, 95% of the people on the road don't know a M3 from a 328 or even a 5 series for that matter, so no I don't think it would work
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Borat can pull this off with his Kia.
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Goddamn dick magnet M3

Seriously, money talks. Women are always attracted to rich men who have a lot of money to spend on them and give them the jet set lifestyle. The problem with the M3 is that it doesn't have the "look" of an expensive car. It looks pretty much like any run of the mill 3 series that you see on the road every 5 minutes. The only people who know what an M3 is compared to a regular 3 series are car enthusiasts, and these are overwhelmingly male.
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Goddamn dick magnet M3

Seriously, money talks. Women are always attracted to rich men who have a lot of money to spend on them and give them the jet set lifestyle. The problem with the M3 is that it doesn't have the "look" of an expensive car. It looks pretty much like any run of the mill 3 series that you see on the road every 5 minutes. The only people who know what an M3 is compared to a regular 3 series are car enthusiasts, and these are overwhelmingly male.
Women don't want men with money.

Women want men with money that can be spent on them.
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2 things i learned from this video.


1. Who the fattest chick ever to ride in a Ferrari is.

2. If your agenda is to abduct dirty whores for the purpose of making a human suit of skin, get a Ferrari. It makes it really easy.
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Yup, M cars are mostly dick magnets although chicks like them in general just for the fact that it is a BMW.

Anyway, there are too many videos like this online with Ferrais and Lambos.
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2 things i learned from this video.


1. Who the fattest chick ever to ride in a Ferrari is.

2. If your agenda is to abduct dirty whores for the purpose of making a human suit of skin, get a Ferrari. It makes it really easy.
Second one sounds interesting...would the 180k California do? Heck could I just use a 430?
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Second one sounds interesting...would the 180k California do? Heck could I just use a 430?
I bet even 360 will do. Or you can just get a used Gallardo.
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I bet even 360 will do. Or you can just get a used Gallardo.
What about a fiero? I heard you can turn those into anything with a little bondo.
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What about a fiero? I heard you can turn those into anything with a little bondo.
I bet those clueless gold-digging chicks won't notice a difference!
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I feel like the girl from Tokyo was the most decent one but even she was quick to jump in. After all the 458 spider is one of the nicest looking car out.

Morale of the story. If you drive an exotic don't bring it out on a first date with a new girl
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