OT. How Dirty are you? - Page 2 - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

Hotcoupe · 10-15-2007, 01:26 PM

Results so far:

1. Steve A - £860.60 (Got some concerns here Steve,u wanna discuss em!)

2. baggerben - £845.60 (Clearly the clue is in the name!)

3. Evil Diesel - £780.60 (Mmm, yep the name's about right!

4. -

Quote:

330cdsport Not as dirty as some of you dirty filthy feckers!!!!
£720.60

Really!!!!

5. Hot Coupe - £710.60 (So I've had a good life to date,what!)

6. 1st new car - £685.60 ( Clearly not the 1st for lots of other things)

7. E92 - £660.60 (although I did tick the one about cheating on my partner with her sister. Class act Mr E92)DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR NAT'S SISTER!

8. RedE93cab - £550.60 (Not surprised at the fine,looking at his stable of cars to date,Red clearly does "everything in the best possible taste"!)

9. ChrisMward - £545.60 (Clearly deluded, as Chris can't remember what he did!)

10. originalfrak - £540.60 (Is there something you & Chris would like to tell us?)

11. Needforspeed - £345.10 (Get the M3,there is a need for speed!)

12. dxb335D - £270.00 (Carlos,stop doing it yourself & get the Miswah's sister to do it for you!)

13. jwbmw - £230.60 (

)

14. simple - £200.50 (

)

15. RR - £75.50 (Maybe get out a bit more!)

DervFan · 10-15-2007, 01:45 PM

£455.60

E92Fan · 10-15-2007, 01:56 PM

Hotcoupe I am Tony/E92Fan's girlfriend (at the moment) not Evil Diesel's. And yes, I do know all about Tony's illustrious history with the sisters and whilst I have a lovely sister of my own, he is going nowhere near her. Otherwise I'll "Lorena Bobbitt" him!

Just for the record I should be fined 680.60
The two of us are just saintly ?!?!

Nat

Evil Diesel · 10-15-2007, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E92Fan

Hotcoupe I am Tony/E92Fan's girlfriend (at the moment) not Evil Diesel's. And yes, I do know all about Tony's illustrious history with the sisters and whilst I have a lovely sister of my own, he is going nowhere near her. Otherwise I'll "Lorena Bobbitt" him!

Just for the record I should be fined 680.60
The two of us are just saintly ?!?!

Nat

Your always welcome to have a go and I could add another £20 to my fine

RockIt · 10-15-2007, 03:08 PM

£770.60 ...

Steve A · 10-15-2007, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Results so far:

1. Steve A - £860.60 (Got some concerns here Steve,u wanna discuss em!)

2. baggerben - £845.60 (Clearly the clue is in the name!)

3. Evil Diesel - £780.60 (Mmm, yep the name's about right!Has Nat seen this? )

4. -Really!!!!

5. Hot Coupe - £710.60 (So I've had a good life to date,what!)

6. 1st new car - £685.60 ( Clearly not the 1st for lots of other things)

7. E92 - £660.60 (although I did tick the one about cheating on my partner with her sister. Class act Mr E92)

8. RedE93cab - £550.60 (Not surprised at the fine,looking at his stable of cars to date,Red clearly does "everything in the best possible taste"!)

9. ChrisMward - £545.60 (Clearly deluded, as Chris can't remember what he did!)

10. originalfrak - £540.60 (Is there something you & Chris would like to tell us?)

11. Needforspeed - £345.10 (Get the M3,there is a need for speed!)

12. dxb335D - £270.00 (Carlos,stop doing it yourself & get the Miswah's sister to do it for you!)

13. jwbmw - £230.60 (

)

14. simple - £200.50 (

)

15. RR - £75.50 (Maybe get out a bit more!)

If anyone would like some life coaching my fees start at sex with a female member of your family

jwbmw · 10-15-2007, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve A

If anyone would like some life coaching my fees start at sex with a female member of your family

Have you met my great granny

Steve A · 10-15-2007, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwbmw

Have you met my great granny

many many times, can you pass on my regards and let her know ill bring her bloomers back next week

Slke46 · 10-15-2007, 03:23 PM

Man... some of you guys are pretty dirty!!! But I got: £550.50

jwbmw · 10-15-2007, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve A

many many times, can you pass on my regards and let her know ill bring her bloomers back next week

Is she as flappy as the rumours suggest and how do you find your way through the wrinkles and nappies

Steve A · 10-15-2007, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jwbmw

Is she as flappy as the rumours suggest and how do you find your way through the wrinkles and nappies

yes she is and practice makes perfect.

jwbmw · 10-15-2007, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve A

yes she is and practice makes perfect.

Happy slopping around, it is kind of you to see to her in the grave

Steve A · 10-15-2007, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwbmw

Happy slopping around, it is kind of you to see to her in the grave

Hotcoupe · 10-15-2007, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Hotcoupe I am Tony/E92Fan's girlfriend (at the moment) not Evil Diesel's. And yes, I do know all about Tony's illustrious history with the sisters and whilst I have a lovely sister of my own, he is going nowhere near her. Otherwise I'll "Lorena Bobbitt" him!
Just for the record I should be fined 680.60
The two of us are just saintly ?!?!
Nat

Apologies Natalie,I have corrected my original post.
Now about this sister of yours,any chance of a number!

Nothing ventured,nothing gained

mikem · 10-16-2007, 02:24 AM

£635.60. Guess that makes Stevie A the "DON" well done mate, I`d shake your hand but nobody knows where its been.

I`m a bit young for the Hacienda me but I`m quite dissapointed the there aren`t any points for "receiving oral while on stage at a club from a complete stranger"

NathanJT · 10-16-2007, 04:45 AM

Ok so it's only a paultry £630.60 for me.

As per Mikem I'm also a little disappointed at the catagories and that there's no "Received oral from 2 student nurses whilst in a nightclub" option.

jwbmw · 10-16-2007, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikem

£635.60. Guess that makes Stevie A the "DON" well done mate, I`d shake your hand but nobody knows where its been.

In my great granny by all accounts

kings UK · 10-16-2007, 06:27 AM

mine was suprisingly low.... £385.50 but saying that you would have to be quite gay to fulfill some of the criteria.. why was there nothing on there like "have you pulled out and spunked on her face and tits" or "have you fucked her up the ass and wiped your cock on the curtains" thats the kind of filthy behaviour i partake in.

Cafe.Racer · 10-16-2007, 06:28 AM

£710.60

Which reminds me, I have done anything worthy of one of these fines all month :-(

I have to say, I was looking at the High Scores thinking "No surprise there. Or there. Nope, not surprised about him either"

Oli · 10-16-2007, 03:14 PM

whisper £920.60 whisper. It would have been easier to ask what I havent done? Oh and I havent done anything gay, so basically everything else.

jwbmw · 10-16-2007, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OliH

whisper £920.60 whisper. It would have been easier to ask what I havent done? Oh and I havent done anything gay, so basically everything else.

Not possible, are you South American and up for rent?

Steve A · 10-16-2007, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OliH

whisper £920.60 whisper. It would have been easier to ask what I havent done? Oh and I havent done anything gay, so basically everything else.

well done son thats 60quid more than me.........thats well gangsta

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10-15-2007, 03:23 PM	#31
Slke46 Captain Drives: E90 Sedan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Toronto Canada Posts: 953 iTrader: (4)	Man... some of you guys are pretty dirty!!! But I got: £550.50 __________________ 01 540I - M-sport Premium Package ~ 19' HP Evo Staggerrred ~

10-16-2007, 04:45 AM	#38
NathanJT Techie Geek Drives: 330d M Sport Manual Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Derby, UK Posts: 681 iTrader: (0)	Ok so it's only a paultry £630.60 for me. As per Mikem I'm also a little disappointed at the catagories and that there's no "Received oral from 2 student nurses whilst in a nightclub" option. __________________ 330d M-Sport \| Sapphire Black \| Black Dakota \| Nav Pro \| iDrive \| Bluetooth \| PDC \| Xenons \| Hot Seats \| Tracker \| Blacklines

10-16-2007, 06:28 AM	#41
Cafe.Racer Captain Drives: 320d Touring Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Nottingham, UK Posts: 885 iTrader: (1)	£710.60 Which reminds me, I have done anything worthy of one of these fines all month :-( I have to say, I was looking at the High Scores thinking "No surprise there. Or there. Nope, not surprised about him either" __________________ Phil

10-15-2007, 01:56 PM	#25
E92Fan Moderator Drives: . Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: . Posts: 5,492 iTrader: (0)	Hotcoupe I am Tony/E92Fan's girlfriend (at the moment) not Evil Diesel's. And yes, I do know all about Tony's illustrious history with the sisters and whilst I have a lovely sister of my own, he is going nowhere near her. Otherwise I'll "Lorena Bobbitt" him! Just for the record I should be fined 680.60 The two of us are just saintly ?!?! Nat

10-16-2007, 02:24 AM	#37
mikem Lieutenant Colonel Drives: Z4M Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,549 iTrader: (0)	£635.60. Guess that makes Stevie A the "DON" well done mate, I`d shake your hand but nobody knows where its been. I`m a bit young for the Hacienda me but I`m quite dissapointed the there aren`t any points for "receiving oral while on stage at a club from a complete stranger"

10-16-2007, 06:27 AM	#40
kings UK Private Drives: E92 Coupe Jet Black 07 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 57 iTrader: (0)	mine was suprisingly low.... £385.50 but saying that you would have to be quite gay to fulfill some of the criteria.. why was there nothing on there like "have you pulled out and spunked on her face and tits" or "have you fucked her up the ass and wiped your cock on the curtains" thats the kind of filthy behaviour i partake in.

10-16-2007, 03:14 PM	#42
Oli Campervan man Drives: RS3 and VW Kombi Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: here, there, everywhere...... Posts: 2,667 iTrader: (1)	whisper £920.60 whisper. It would have been easier to ask what I havent done? Oh and I havent done anything gay, so basically everything else. __________________ www.bmvs-camperhire.co.uk Genuine VW T5 California Rental

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