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      10-16-2007, 03:18 PM   #45
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Not possible, are you South American and up for rent?
Not South American, but on the question - Ever had sex for money, it didnt state which way the money was going
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      10-16-2007, 04:06 PM   #46
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Is it wrong that I'm trying to work out how to increase my score?
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Is it wrong that I'm trying to work out how to increase my score?
its the sign of a true man

my i advise getting very high and then visiting a prostitute then teeling your wife while kissing her sister, i thnik this my help a little
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      10-16-2007, 04:40 PM   #48
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550.60 not too bad really..... recent trip through Europe was fairly sordid at times, I vaguely remember being in an establishment in Antwerp on the last nite and felt I was getting a good deal for a double jack daniels at 24, whilst this in itself is quite mild it does indicate the type of establishment and my inebriation....
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      10-17-2007, 03:03 AM   #49
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Is it wrong that I'm trying to work out how to increase my score?
Quite normal, in fact I think that we should all go out today and see if we can improve on our scores!
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      10-17-2007, 04:07 AM   #50
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i read the question as some one paid you for sex, ive thought about paying my missus before haha
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ive thought about paying my missus before haha
Which, in light of the relationship between Mr and Miswah, that should gain you -1000!!!

Christ Carl, if you're having to PAY your own shag piece then you've got it ALL wrong dude!
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      10-17-2007, 07:44 AM   #52
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Which, in light of the relationship between Mr and Miswah, that should gain you -1000!!!

Christ Carl, if you're having to PAY your own shag piece then you've got it ALL wrong dude!
nah, i only thought about it, for a joke like

talking of hookers and the like, anyone watch that ''secret diary of a hooker''? with Billy Pipah???


i never really found her attractive before but from the adverts i have seen she looks quite HAWT, i aint seen the prog tho, does she live up to expectation??


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Not South American, but on the question - Ever had sex for money, it didnt state which way the money was going
Reminds me of a trip to Amsterdam a few years ago,I was approached by a stunning blonde,who offered me 20 Euros for 30 minutes of rampant sex.
Of course I was extremely flattered and accepted the money,however I was soon left deflated as she said "Can I have my change first", then it got even worse, when I asked her "How much change did you have in mind", she promptly replied " 170 euros"!
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Reminds me of a trip to Amsterdam a few years ago,I was approached by a stunning blonde,who offered me 20 Euros for 30 minutes of rampant sex.
Of course I was extremely flattered and accepted the money,however I was soon left deflated as she said "Can I have my change first", then it got even worse, when I asked her "How much change did you have in mind", she promptly replied " 170 euros"!
Nice sales pitch
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Very clever
i have never been with a hooker, but do they shower inbetween clientS?
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i grew up at the Hacienda and had some debacharous times
Me too Steve. Good memories. Thurs, Fri and Sat nights some weeks! All went a bit pear shaped when my mate had a gun pulled on him in the queue not long before it was closed - kind of lost its appeal then.

I've just found this thread (been away with work for a while and I'm catching up) and it's very funny.

My total 655.60. Not bad I suppose but I've obviously had a fairly sheltered life in some respects.....
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Is it wrong to be depressed about how low my score was ?
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i have never been with a hooker, but do they shower inbetween clientS?
??
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Depends on the hooker, and the client.
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Depends on the hooker, and the client.
well surely time they spend ''cleaning up'' they could be making more with another client? but then they would be ''dirty'' tho
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well I wasn't gonna do this 'cos I thought you load of durty Barstewards would laugh at my crap score, but then I got this

£840.60

And am feeling quite proud of meself

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Not South American, but on the question - Ever had sex for money, it didnt state which way the money was going
Well if we use THAT as a basis that earns me 940.60 erk...

Think I'll stick with the 840.60 ;p

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someone paid you for sex James?
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er, no that's the point carl, interpreted that way as I did initially I scored 840

But if you turn it around and interpret it the way oli did you get 940

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oh right!!!

furry muff

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Probably not furry I'd imagine, he'd probably have to pay extra/less for that
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