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11-03-2007, 09:56 AM | #23 |
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I didn't say that Carlos, I'm just not sure I'd quite look like that in it shall we say - when the toned, 6 pack etc. etc., you know all things considered.
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11-03-2007, 10:02 AM | #26 |
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I'm a vegetarian in these matters Carlos so I'll bow to your supreme knowledge.
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11-03-2007, 10:02 AM | #27 |
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Has HC had a word with her yet, or not, Carlos?
He told me his job as head of human resources involves making sure everyone was happy, so he's down the Tony's Cash & Carry for a few crates of alcoholic beverage, apparently. ![]() Are you coming to the opening night p*ss up, or what? ![]() We need to sort out the 'Christmas party' as well, ok. ![]() ![]() Viv |
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Yes i will be making many presentations and speeches.. off the record, viv let helen know, if she is that horny for cock, im gladly sort her out some ![]()
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If you & Paul have been promoted, I may as well cancel the female valeter we had booked in next week then, to see how you boys work?! ![]() ![]() Viv |
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I don't believe she is a valeter.
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Hotcoupe said he checked her credentials, inside out!
![]() ![]() The customers have been complaining about the state of their paintwork, though! ![]() ![]() Viv |
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if you would like to walk into ''my office'' ...... ''i will gladly show you''
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Oh..sorry Carlos....I forgot about your outdoor 'office'!
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dont worry viv, i have got some people in to install wireless broadband and a telephone line for you, oh and a potty for your poop
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I've stuck this through the books under 'miscellaneous expenses', if that's ok?! ![]() ![]() Viv |
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Yes not a problem Vivergei, i will need to test it out with a damselle first tho ![]()
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