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      11-03-2007, 08:56 AM   #23
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I didn't say that Carlos, I'm just not sure I'd quite look like that in it shall we say - when the toned, 6 pack etc. etc., you know all things considered.
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ROTFLMAO. I just nearly spat tea over my monitor and I'm still laughing away at your second line.
she is upsetting everyone
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I didn't say that Carlos, I'm just not sure I'd quite look like that in it shall we say - when the toned, 6 pack etc. etc., you know all things considered.
you must remember that cockius exhangeous, is not flacciday in that pic, it looks like its at the meaty stage!!
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you must remember that cockius exhangeous, is not flacciday in that pic, it looks like its at the meaty stage!!
I'm a vegetarian in these matters Carlos so I'll bow to your supreme knowledge.
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she is upsetting everyone
Has HC had a word with her yet, or not, Carlos?

He told me his job as head of human resources involves making sure everyone was happy, so he's down the Tony's Cash & Carry for a few crates of alcoholic beverage, apparently.

Are you coming to the opening night p*ss up, or what?

We need to sort out the 'Christmas party' as well, ok.



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Has HC had a word with her yet, or not, Carlos?

He told me his job as head of human resources involves making sure everyone was happy, so he's down the Tony's Cash & Carry for a few crates of alcoholic beverage, apparently.

Are you coming to the opening night p*ss up, or what?

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Yes i will be making many presentations and speeches..




off the record, viv let helen know, if she is that horny for cock, im gladly sort her out some
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Yes i will be making many presentations and speeches..




off the record, viv let helen know, if she is that horny for cock, im gladly sort her out some
But she told me to tell you to 'stick it where the sun don't shine...'!

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My system for avoiding swirl marks is simply not to wash the car.
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But she told me to tell you to 'stick it where the sun don't shine...'!

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let her know id quite happily stick it when her sun dont shine
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Helen, could you sort the valeters out with Hotcoupe, please- that MD's getting at me again!

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Think Hotcoupe is already on to that Viv, he's been gone sometime now. Probably looking for valeters with full hands on experience A mix of male & female valeters could be interesting though!

Leave that supercilious MD to me. I'm going to suggest that he leads by example and assists my sales team in feeling more comfortable about their new roles. I will therefore suggest the following for the MD:

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You'll do well then, NFS.

If you & Paul have been promoted, I may as well cancel the female valeter we had booked in next week then, to see how you boys work?!



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If you & Paul have been promoted, I may as well cancel the female valeter we had booked in next week then, to see how you boys work?!



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I don't believe she is a valeter.
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Think Hotcoupe is already on to that Viv, he's been gone sometime now. Probably looking for valeters with full hands on experience A mix of male & female valeters could be interesting though!

Leave that supercilious MD to me. I'm going to suggest that he leads by example and assists my sales team in feeling more comfortable about their new roles. I will therefore suggest the following for the MD:

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they will suffice untill we find something more appropriate
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Where does the sun not shine then Carlosabusemypositionasmd?
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Hotcoupe said he checked her credentials, inside out!

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they will suffice untill we find something more appropriate
The customers have been complaining about the state of their paintwork, though!



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if you would like to walk into ''my office'' ...... ''i will gladly show you''
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What office?

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the MD's office, not your lowly DP office
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Oh..sorry Carlos....I forgot about your outdoor 'office'!



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dont worry viv, i have got some people in to install wireless broadband and a telephone line for you, oh and a potty for your poop
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dont worry viv, i have got some people in to install wireless broadband and a telephone line for you, oh and a potty for your poop
Thanks MD.

I've stuck this through the books under 'miscellaneous expenses', if that's ok?!



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Thanks MD.

I've stuck this through the books under 'miscellaneous expenses', if that's ok?!



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Yes not a problem Vivergei, i will need to test it out with a damselle first tho
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