[silverbmwz3]

I didn't say that Carlos, I'm just not sure I'd quite look like that in it shall we say - when the toned, 6 pack etc. etc., you know all things considered.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

ROTFLMAO. I just nearly spat tea over my monitor and I'm still laughing away at your second line.

she is upsetting everyone

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

I didn't say that Carlos, I'm just not sure I'd quite look like that in it shall we say - when the toned, 6 pack etc. etc., you know all things considered.

you must remember that cockius exhangeous, is not flacciday in that pic, it looks like its at the meaty stage!!

[silverbmwz3]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

you must remember that cockius exhangeous, is not flacciday in that pic, it looks like its at the meaty stage!!

I'm a vegetarian in these matters Carlos so I'll bow to your supreme knowledge.

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

she is upsetting everyone

Has HC had a word with her yet, or not, Carlos?

He told me his job as head of human resources involves making sure everyone was happy, so he's down the Tony's Cash & Carry for a few crates of alcoholic beverage, apparently.

Are you coming to the opening night p*ss up, or what?

We need to sort out the 'Christmas party' as well, ok.



Viv

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by vivekk

Has HC had a word with her yet, or not, Carlos?

He told me his job as head of human resources involves making sure everyone was happy, so he's down the Tony's Cash & Carry for a few crates of alcoholic beverage, apparently.

Are you coming to the opening night p*ss up, or what?

Viv

Yes i will be making many presentations and speeches..




off the record, viv let helen know, if she is that horny for cock, im gladly sort her out some

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Yes i will be making many presentations and speeches..




off the record, viv let helen know, if she is that horny for cock, im gladly sort her out some

But she told me to tell you to 'stick it where the sun don't shine...'!

Viv

[NFS]

Originally Posted by vivekk

I'd like you & NFS to produce a good clear coat swirl:non-swirl ratio, before I can promote you both to receptionists, Paul!

My system for avoiding swirl marks is simply not to wash the car.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by vivekk

But she told me to tell you to 'stick it where the sun don't shine...'!

Viv

let her know id quite happily stick it when her sun dont shine

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by vivekk

Helen, could you sort the valeters out with Hotcoupe, please- that MD's getting at me again!

Viv

Think Hotcoupe is already on to that Viv, he's been gone sometime now. Probably looking for valeters with full hands on experience A mix of male & female valeters could be interesting though!

Leave that supercilious MD to me. I'm going to suggest that he leads by example and assists my sales team in feeling more comfortable about their new roles. I will therefore suggest the following for the MD:

Attachment 110029

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by needforspeed

My system for avoiding swirl marks is simply not to wash the car.

You'll do well then, NFS.

If you & Paul have been promoted, I may as well cancel the female valeter we had booked in next week then, to see how you boys work?!



Viv

[NFS]

Originally Posted by vivekk

You'll do well then, NFS.

If you & Paul have been promoted, I may as well cancel the female valeter we had booked in next week then, to see how you boys work?!



Viv

I don't believe she is a valeter.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Think Hotcoupe is already on to that Viv, he's been gone sometime now. Probably looking for valeters with full hands on experience A mix of male & female valeters could be interesting though!

Leave that supercilious MD to me. I'm going to suggest that he leads by example and assists my sales team in feeling more comfortable about their new roles. I will therefore suggest the following for the MD:

Attachment 110029

they will suffice untill we find something more appropriate

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

let her know id quite happily stick it when her sun dont shine

Where does the sun not shine then Carlosabusemypositionasmd?

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by needforspeed

I don't believe she is a valeter.

Hotcoupe said he checked her credentials, inside out!

Originally Posted by dxb335d

they will suffice untill we find something more appropriate

The customers have been complaining about the state of their paintwork, though!



Viv

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Where does the sun not shine then Carlosabusemypositionasmd?

if you would like to walk into ''my office'' ...... ''i will gladly show you''

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

if you would like to walk into ''my office'' ...... ''i will gladly show you''

What office?

Viv

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by vivekk

What office?

Viv

the MD's office, not your lowly DP office

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

the MD's office, not your lowly DP office

Oh..sorry Carlos....I forgot about your outdoor 'office'!



Viv

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by vivekk

Oh..sorry Carlos....I forgot about your outdoor 'office'!



Viv

dont worry viv, i have got some people in to install wireless broadband and a telephone line for you, oh and a potty for your poop

[vivekk]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

dont worry viv, i have got some people in to install wireless broadband and a telephone line for you, oh and a potty for your poop

Thanks MD.

I've stuck this through the books under 'miscellaneous expenses', if that's ok?!



Viv

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by vivekk

Thanks MD.

I've stuck this through the books under 'miscellaneous expenses', if that's ok?!



Viv

Yes not a problem Vivergei, i will need to test it out with a damselle first tho