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      11-03-2007, 12:06 PM   #45
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I don't believe she is a valeter.
No, looks more of a detailer to me.
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      11-03-2007, 03:39 PM   #46
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there is a dedicated dragstrip dubbed

''The Carlos Quarter mile'' in which the lap record is held by a 335d license plate **07DXB with a time of 8.5 170mph
I'm staying away from this BMW dealership if they don't know a quarter mile dragstrip doesn't have "lap records".
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O i see i aint even on the list how things change

(must be an M thing)
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      11-04-2007, 04:11 AM   #48
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(must be an M thing)
Yeah sorry Mate,but you're a cut above now.
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      11-04-2007, 06:17 AM   #49
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I'm staying away from this BMW dealership if they don't know a quarter mile dragstrip doesn't have "lap records".
Would you like to join the dealership's 'Sensible' department, Floyd?

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O i see i aint even on the list how things change

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There just isn't a job to suit your standards yet, squeeze!

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Viv,where did you get that picture of the bed,it looks uncannily similar to the one in the HR department that I'm head of.
The bed is an invaluable tool in assessing the qualities of the all female workforce.
I think it was www.ifyouwantajobhereyoullhavetogetonthebed.com, HC!

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Yeah sorry Mate,but you're a cut above now.
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HC, what about giving him the role of M Sales Advisor?

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Would you like to join the dealership's 'Sensible' department, Floyd?
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You can't afford me.
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