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beemerbird · 11-11-2007, 09:55 AM

Oh dear - someone help me please

In other words, a particular applied technique may suit some but not others. Anyhow, I'm sure your time will come Carlos

Hotcoupe · 11-11-2007, 10:03 AM

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dxb335d have i missed something Stevie A?

Helen do you give ''Good Head''....? if so, i really do require your services!!

Carlos

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Never EVER had a decent blow job in my life .
I almost did with a girl i cheated on my ex with xmas time 02, but i told her no at the last knockings, severely regret it as i know it would have been awesome
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Carlos! are you sure you're not a Yorkshire man with that very direct approach? Geezz - put it this way, one mans' meat is another mans' poison. Never had any complaints. Nuff said!
Nah nor Yorkshireness in me, just puddings..(yorskhire ones)
Dont get the meat/poison thing.
Carlos

Good grief!!!

If there are levels of wrongness in posts and 10 is the worst it can get,that is wrong on all 10!

Carlos,I do hope your girlfriend never reads the forum,sheesh,breathtaking.

dxb335d · 11-11-2007, 10:12 AM

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Good grief!!!

If there are levels of wrongness in posts and 10 is the worst it can get,that is wrong on all 10!

Carlos,I do hope your girlfriend never reads the forum,sheesh,breathtaking.

we fell out majorly earlier!

Hotcoupe · 11-11-2007, 10:16 AM

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we fell out majorly earlier, even thinkin what the fuck am i doing with her!

Better the devil you know Carlos, buy her some flowers and choccies, you never know she might surprise you later and give you the best blow you ever had. (To date)

dxb335d · 11-11-2007, 10:25 AM

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Better the devil you know Carlos, buy her some flowers and choccies, you never know she might surprise you later and give you the best blow you ever had. (To date)

Nah no way, it aint ever goin to happen, must be in her genes or something. Bet her mum does not do it either!

scotw · 11-11-2007, 10:50 AM

Gibbo · 11-11-2007, 11:03 AM

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Is your Miswah not looking after you?

I wish i'd never asked

beemerbird · 11-11-2007, 11:04 AM

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Nah no way, it aint ever goin to happen, must be in her genes or something. Bet her mum does not do it either!

Carlos - I'm surprised you haven't already asked her Mum whether she does it or not!

dxb335d · 11-11-2007, 11:07 AM

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Carlos - I'm surprised you haven't already asked her Mum whether she does it or not!

i know, ive thought about it, felt her bottom the other day

Gibbo · 11-11-2007, 11:09 AM

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Carlos - I'm surprised you haven't already asked her Mum whether she does it or not!

There is always the sister. She could be the black sheep of the family.

beemerbird · 11-11-2007, 11:12 AM

Gibbo - I didn't have you down for being a bit of a perv

. Glad you're a healthy male though

dxb335d · 11-11-2007, 11:15 AM

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There is always the sister. She could be the black sheep of the family.

yeah her sistwah is nice girl, fookin scatty woman tho.. my miswah is mental enough!!

Gibbo · 11-11-2007, 11:19 AM

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Gibbo - I didn't have you down for being a bit of a perv

. Glad you're a healthy male though

I try my best, played golf this morning (pissed it down) and been for a run this afternoon. Is that healthy enough for you.

Steve A · 11-11-2007, 04:13 PM

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Whose this liitle birdy then Steve?

just a bit of wordplay Helen ( birdy and seed) nothing meant by it sorry if i offended.

beemerbird · 11-11-2007, 04:20 PM

No worries Steve and definatley no offence taken. Story of my life - when I open my big mouth, somebody always wants to put something into it

Still doesn't shut me up though!

jwbmw · 11-11-2007, 04:28 PM

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No worries Steve and definatley no offence taken. Story of my life - when I open my big mouth, somebody always wants to put something into it

Still doesn't shut me up though!

Is that tongue in cheek or something else?

beemerbird · 11-11-2007, 04:34 PM

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Is that tongue in cheek or something else?

That was a very clever play on words JW, the thought of a cunning linguist always brings a smile to my face!

BTW the implication wasn't tongue in cheek.

jwbmw · 11-11-2007, 04:36 PM

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That was a very clever play on words JW, the thought of a cunning linguist always brings a smile to my face!

BTW the implication wasn't tongue in cheek.

Very good but the other end of the oral spectrum

Jason

beemerbird · 11-11-2007, 04:40 PM

Not a church goer then Jason, as the bible says 'better to give than receive'

The meek shall inherit the earth, so do as you're told, down boy

jwbmw · 11-11-2007, 04:41 PM

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Not a church goer then Jason, as the bible says 'better to give than receive'

The meek shall inherit the earth, so do as you're told, down boy

Thanks for the heads up

Steve A · 11-11-2007, 04:44 PM

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Not a church goer then Jason, as the bible says 'better to give than receive'

The meek shall inherit the earth, so do as you're told, down boy

that sounds like beastiality

jwbmw · 11-11-2007, 04:45 PM

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that sounds like beastiality

Woof

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11-11-2007, 09:55 AM	#67
beemerbird Major General Drives: Terrier TTRS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 7,953 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [4.50] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	Oh dear - someone help me please In other words, a particular applied technique may suit some but not others. Anyhow, I'm sure your time will come Carlos

11-11-2007, 10:50 AM	#72
scotw Lieutenant Drives: E90 320D SG Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: uk Posts: 468 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E90 320D [0.00]

11-11-2007, 04:20 PM	#81
beemerbird Major General Drives: Terrier TTRS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 7,953 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [4.50] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	No worries Steve and definatley no offence taken. Story of my life - when I open my big mouth, somebody always wants to put something into it Still doesn't shut me up though!

11-11-2007, 04:40 PM	#85
beemerbird Major General Drives: Terrier TTRS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 7,953 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [4.50] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	Not a church goer then Jason, as the bible says 'better to give than receive' The meek shall inherit the earth, so do as you're told, down boy