[beemerbird]

Oh dear - someone help me please In other words, a particular applied technique may suit some but not others. Anyhow, I'm sure your time will come Carlos

[Hotcoupe]

dxb335d have i missed something Stevie A?

Helen do you give ''Good Head''....? if so, i really do require your services!!

Carlos

dxb335d Quote:
Never EVER had a decent blow job in my life .
I almost did with a girl i cheated on my ex with xmas time 02, but i told her no at the last knockings, severely regret it as i know it would have been awesome
Quote:
Originally Posted by beemerbird
Carlos! are you sure you're not a Yorkshire man with that very direct approach? Geezz - put it this way, one mans' meat is another mans' poison. Never had any complaints. Nuff said!
Nah nor Yorkshireness in me, just puddings..(yorskhire ones)
Dont get the meat/poison thing.
Carlos

Good grief!!!

If there are levels of wrongness in posts and 10 is the worst it can get,that is wrong on all 10!

Carlos,I do hope your girlfriend never reads the forum,sheesh,breathtaking.

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Good grief!!!

If there are levels of wrongness in posts and 10 is the worst it can get,that is wrong on all 10!

Carlos,I do hope your girlfriend never reads the forum,sheesh,breathtaking.

we fell out majorly earlier!

[Hotcoupe]

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we fell out majorly earlier, even thinkin what the fuck am i doing with her!

Better the devil you know Carlos, buy her some flowers and choccies, you never know she might surprise you later and give you the best blow you ever had. (To date)

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Better the devil you know Carlos, buy her some flowers and choccies, you never know she might surprise you later and give you the best blow you ever had. (To date)

Nah no way, it aint ever goin to happen, must be in her genes or something. Bet her mum does not do it either!

[scotw]

[Gibbo]

Originally Posted by Gibbo

Is your Miswah not looking after you?

I wish i'd never asked

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Nah no way, it aint ever goin to happen, must be in her genes or something. Bet her mum does not do it either!

Carlos - I'm surprised you haven't already asked her Mum whether she does it or not!

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Carlos - I'm surprised you haven't already asked her Mum whether she does it or not!

i know, ive thought about it, felt her bottom the other day

[Gibbo]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Carlos - I'm surprised you haven't already asked her Mum whether she does it or not!

There is always the sister. She could be the black sheep of the family.

[beemerbird]

Gibbo - I didn't have you down for being a bit of a perv. Glad you're a healthy male though

[dxb335d]

Originally Posted by Gibbo

There is always the sister. She could be the black sheep of the family.

yeah her sistwah is nice girl, fookin scatty woman tho.. my miswah is mental enough!!

[Gibbo]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Gibbo - I didn't have you down for being a bit of a perv. Glad you're a healthy male though

I try my best, played golf this morning (pissed it down) and been for a run this afternoon. Is that healthy enough for you.

[Steve A]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Whose this liitle birdy then Steve?

just a bit of wordplay Helen ( birdy and seed) nothing meant by it sorry if i offended.

[beemerbird]

No worries Steve and definatley no offence taken. Story of my life - when I open my big mouth, somebody always wants to put something into it

Still doesn't shut me up though!

[jwbmw]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

No worries Steve and definatley no offence taken. Story of my life - when I open my big mouth, somebody always wants to put something into it

Still doesn't shut me up though!

Is that tongue in cheek or something else?

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by jwbmw

Is that tongue in cheek or something else?

That was a very clever play on words JW, the thought of a cunning linguist always brings a smile to my face!

BTW the implication wasn't tongue in cheek.

[jwbmw]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

That was a very clever play on words JW, the thought of a cunning linguist always brings a smile to my face!

BTW the implication wasn't tongue in cheek.

Very good but the other end of the oral spectrum



Jason

[beemerbird]

Not a church goer then Jason, as the bible says 'better to give than receive'

The meek shall inherit the earth, so do as you're told, down boy

[jwbmw]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Not a church goer then Jason, as the bible says 'better to give than receive'

The meek shall inherit the earth, so do as you're told, down boy

Thanks for the heads up

[Steve A]

Originally Posted by beemerbird

Not a church goer then Jason, as the bible says 'better to give than receive'

The meek shall inherit the earth, so do as you're told, down boy

that sounds like beastiality

[jwbmw]

Originally Posted by Steve A

that sounds like beastiality

Woof