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      11-11-2007, 04:49 PM   #89
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Thanks for the heads up

now thats going to be a tight fit
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Steve, have you heard the one about the 2 dogs in the vets.

1st dog says to the other dog, "what you here for mate?" 2nd dog replies "Here to be put down, tried shagging my owners leg!" Asks in return what you here for then? 1st dog replies "this morning my mistress bent over the fridge in a short skirt, couldn't resist and gave her one" 2nd dog says "so you're going to be put down then?" 1st dog replies "no, just my claws clipped!"

Now thats beastiality
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Walkies then!
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Steve, have you heard the one about the 2 dogs in the vets.

1st dog says to the other dog, "what you here for mate?" 2nd dog replies "Here to be put down, tried shagging my owners leg!" Asks in return what you here for then? 1st dog replies "this morning my mistress bent over the fridge in a short skirt, couldn't resist and gave her one" 2nd dog says "so you're going to be put down then?" 1st dog replies "no, just my claws clipped!"

Now thats beastiality
I was just wondering which Swiss finishing school you went to?
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Walkies then!
Only with a leash and studded collar
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Steve - it's called amour le fellatio - I was always at the head of the class
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Only with a leash and studded collar
Bit of a rottweiler then Jason? You animal
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I was just wondering which Swiss finishing school you went to?
Her polishing was French not Swiss and Helen was Head Girl
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Finally back on topic

Just said on teletext that RHA members (road hauliers association) are becoming angry at the increased fuel prices. They are threatening fuel protests in the coming weeks.
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Just said on teletext that RHA members (road hauliers association) are becoming angry at the increased fuel prices. They are threatening fuel protests in the coming weeks.
Good stuff, regular diesel was 110p down here today.
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Didn't think you'd still be up Gibbo - after all that exercise

110p is outrageous
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[quote=beemerbird;1669521]Didn't think you'd still be up Gibbo - after all that exercise

Just relaxing in front of the tele thanks, I'll be tucked up in bed soon and fighting fit for work tomorrow.
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