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      01-26-2008, 12:21 PM   #1
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      01-26-2008, 12:26 PM   #2
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That is just plain wierd isnt it!!!!
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That is just plain wierd isnt it!!!!
That's just wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong...!
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      01-26-2008, 12:40 PM   #5
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He's part of the 'Circus of Horrors' touring act.

I've seen him do his act twice before. Last time, he folded the skin under his armpits over someone's face.

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I rekon he once was a majorly fat mo fo.
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No, he says that he has a deficiency of something that causes it!!!!
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No, he says that he has a deficiency of something that causes it!!!!
his skin has no collagen apparently
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He's called Gary Turner & has a rare genetic disorder called Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.



The collagen is not produced properly, causing the 'stretchy' skin & joints.

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my mate must have this diesease also. He once placed his brick mobile in his foreskin and stretched it to over 8 inches. Thats alotta knob skin.
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my mate must have this diesease also. He once placed his brick mobile in his foreskin and stretched it to over 8 inches. Thats alotta knob skin.
What was he doing - making a trunk call ?

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That is some trippy shit....
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i dont really like to make fun out of the unfortunate poeple .....however for me he could bring new meaning to the phrase tea bag eyes, he could actually fit them in.

so steves tip of the day if gary ever offers you a cup of tea.......kick his head in
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my mate must have this diesease also. He once placed his brick mobile in his foreskin and stretched it to over 8 inches. Thats alotta knob skin.
carl you hang out with some strange people.... OTHER than us of course
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I was at an entertainment show recently and there was this gothy type chap standing on a platform, didn't know what we was going to do. So, we all gather round and he lies down on the platform, some 1 feet away from me or so.

Then he nails his tongue to a block of wood with a huge nail. Not fake. He then took out a huge butchers hook at which point I went elsewhere....
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Puke!! Don't blame him for exploiting it though and making some money, he probably enjoys watching everyone squirm. The Victorians were into all that stuff as well
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