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      02-20-2008, 08:21 PM   #1
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Miracle of toilet paper

An oldie but a goodie!


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Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to
my husband that my breasts were too small.



Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.



"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."



Puzzled, but willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet
paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.



"How long will this take?" I asked.



"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replied.



"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"



Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"



He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again."

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might tell the mrs.......
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might tell the mrs.......
She would kick your arse mate she a fiesty one hha
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She would kick your arse mate she a fiesty one hha
Steve, maybe you should let Carlos tell your mrs.
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very good, would tell the mrs, but think she'd kill me !
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Steve, maybe you should let Carlos tell your mrs.
i dont want blood on my hands
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