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      06-02-2006, 12:04 AM   #89
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Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4am...

You laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning...

You go outside to the family Volvo she used last night....

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

Phew......

But... Wait a minute....

WTF!!!
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9 reasons why you should'nt get drunk
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Oh man those old folks cartoons and passed out drunk ones were da shit!! HAHAHAHAHA
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      06-02-2006, 02:34 AM   #100
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FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome,

smart and strong

One who loves to listen

all day long,

One who thinks before

he speaks,

One who'll call, not

wait for weeks.

I want him to be gainfully

employed,

And when I spend his

cash, not be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and

opens my door,

Massages my back and

begs to do more.

Oh! For a man who makes

love to my mind,

And knows what to answer

to "how big is my behind?"

I want this man to love

me to no end,

And forever be my very

best friend.

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MALE POEM

I want

a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,

With huge

boobs

who owns

a bottle shop and a fishing boat.

I know

this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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OK my bud sent this to me and I was CRYING!!! Prolly cuz I have fond memories of drinking festivites... of course not as extreme but dayum the good old days!

It's ok to drink but when you loose bodily function? Drinking gone wild!! Look at that stoner dood sitting on the white chair? What's he doing!!! hhahahahahahaa
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Dayuuuum Thats Nasty hes takin' a dump!
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