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      12-08-2008, 07:42 PM   #111
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what is dinan? i called my sister in law who works at a bmw dealership, and she didnt know either. . .

hahahaha
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      12-08-2008, 08:09 PM   #112
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someone told me i had a nice "i" last week at the bank...
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      12-08-2008, 08:38 PM   #113
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I've been asked a couple of times by different people if it's a 6-series.
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      12-08-2008, 09:40 PM   #114
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At the Jack in the Box drive thru

Cashier: Nice ride
me: thanks man
cashier: How fast is it?
me: very
cashier: ya man i heard that shit from all the way in the back of the line going vroom vrooom (did a pretty realistic sound of the car too!)

It was funny =]

and on saturday night this guy drunk out of his mind in the parking lot comes up to me and says.. sick car man is that an Audi? i said ya its an A4 and the fucker bought it lmao
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      12-08-2008, 09:46 PM   #115
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Mine if it were 09' instead of 08'

And yes, that's correct. . .
$77k for a 3 series!
Ha.
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it has two navis
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      12-08-2008, 10:14 PM   #116
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After 1 year of having it, My grandfather asked: " Didn't This car used to be silver?" (Its Black)
After 2 years of having it, My grandfather asked: "What kind of car is this"
the elderly
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      12-08-2008, 10:25 PM   #117
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Girlfriend: Can I drive it?
Me: Fuck no.
LMFAO!!!!!!!
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      12-08-2008, 10:33 PM   #118
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some guy at my local grocery store came up to me as i rolled in and said "WOW MAN THATS A NICE CAR VROOOM VROOOM!!!!" hahahaha
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      12-08-2008, 10:42 PM   #119
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I was driving hunter399 back to his hotel one day and the guy next to us in an Econovan asked us if my car is an M3. I also had a cute girl wink at me at a stop light in the BU main campus and said "nice car".
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      12-08-2008, 11:42 PM   #120
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I have got 2:

1) I recently moved to where I am living now about 2 months ago, and my neighbour is into cars has well.
NB = neighbour.

NB: is your car a 335?
ME: yes
NB: my wife's sister has recently brought one too and she is loving it.
ME: OK
NB: but the problem with that car is you can never check the engine oil level as there is no dipstick.
ME: erggg... you can... just not with a dipstick.


2) Here is a conversation with my aunt's friend.
AF = aunt's friend.

AF: what is your car's model?
ME: 335
AF: engine size?
ME: 3 litre.
AF: it is a V6 right?
ME: well it is 6 cylinder but not V6... in-line 6.

I didn't think he would ever understand what I talked about.
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      12-09-2008, 12:15 AM   #121
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nice shit ...wit upstate ny...
1.parked my car
came bac saw 3 guys n a women
women was video camering my car ..cam up 2 open the door
fortunatly embarrased n walked away..btw she wasnt good looking..lol
2.once in awhiile i get tat "shit is hot how much u paid..lol" n the winks..lmao
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      12-09-2008, 12:18 AM   #122
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nice shit ...wit upstate ny...
1.parked my car
came bac saw 3 guys n a women
women was video camering my car ..cam up 2 open the door
fortunatly embarrased n walked away..btw she wasnt good looking..lol
2.once in awhiile i get tat "shit is hot how much u paid..lol" n the winks..lmao
hahahah

hahah not laughing with you
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      12-09-2008, 01:04 AM   #123
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hahaha these are great. i havent gotten anywhere near these!

"how much you pay for this?"
"...about 50 grand"
"WHAT DID YOU KILL SOMEONE!?"

...

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After 1 year of having it, My grandfather asked: " Didn't This car used to be silver?" (Its Black)
After 2 years of having it, My grandfather asked: "What kind of car is this"
the elderly
LMFAO!!!
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      12-09-2008, 01:07 AM   #124
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nice shit ...wit upstate ny...
1.parked my car
came bac saw 3 guys n a women
women was video camering my car ..cam up 2 open the door
fortunatly embarrased n walked away..btw she wasnt good looking..lol
2.once in awhiile i get tat "shit is hot how much u paid..lol" n the winks..lmao
...?
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      12-09-2008, 01:48 AM   #125
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nice shit ...wit upstate ny...
1.parked my car
came bac saw 3 guys n a women
women was video camering my car ..cam up 2 open the door
fortunatly embarrased n walked away..btw she wasnt good looking..lol
2.once in awhiile i get tat "shit is hot how much u paid..lol" n the winks..lmao
o shieeet son she was camering your car??? dawwmmmmm.
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      12-09-2008, 03:48 AM   #126
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lmaoooo omgg these are SOOO funnyy

why do so many ppl mistake it for a 5 series?

i just got mine so i dont have any but when i got the car at the dealer pulling off some guy scooping around came close to check out my new car looking inside for a sec and said...
"holly this thing has tiptronic?"
i was like .."yeah" moved shifter into M then back to D n chuckled

i think he meant BMWs "steptronic"

keep em coming these are hilarious i love the GF one...." FUCK NO " lolll
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      12-09-2008, 04:11 AM   #127
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recently I pulled up to a peets coffee in a little strip mall and this dude was sitting at a table outside as i parked on the curb in front of him. After I get out, the following conversation takes place:

dude: what is that weird thing under your license plate?
me: its a european plate
dude: did you buy it there?
me: yeah it was a european delivery (didnt feel like explaining to him that i bought at a dealer and the details of ED)
dude: so why is the european plate still on therE?
me: because its a nice memento of my trip.
dude: why dont you keep it at home?
me: because I have the front plate from europe at home
dude: so you have one with you at all times then?
me: uh, yeah (giving him a "WTF" look, then left)

that was more weird and akward than anything.

great thread by the way!
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      12-09-2008, 05:10 AM   #128
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o shieeet son she was camering your car??? dawwmmmmm.
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      12-09-2008, 05:10 AM   #129
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A friend of mine saw the car for the first time from a second story window. He did not know that I bought a new car.

He asked, "how much did it cost to get your GTI to look like that?"
I said, "alot"

I wish I said "about 50k" to see his reaction. After I told him that I sold the GTI and bought the 335 and he felt quite stupid.
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      12-09-2008, 05:14 AM   #130
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why do so many ppl mistake it for a 5 series
It works in the other way too: i have a 5 loaner for nearly one month now and a lot of people mistake it for a 3. So funny.
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      12-09-2008, 05:18 AM   #131
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why is that weird? the MB c-class can take midgrade...
For that matter so can the 335.
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      12-09-2008, 05:21 AM   #132
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After 1 year of having it, My grandfather asked: " Didn't This car used to be silver?" (Its Black)
After 2 years of having it, My grandfather asked: "What kind of car is this"
the elderly
that's funny. what's next? "when did you start driving"
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