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      01-12-2009, 06:39 PM   #243
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Apologies to my wife if she reads this thread.

Sorry honey, but that girl is on the list with Eva Mendes......
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      01-12-2009, 07:12 PM   #244
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      01-12-2009, 07:21 PM   #245
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      01-12-2009, 07:28 PM   #246
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      01-12-2009, 07:36 PM   #247
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      01-12-2009, 07:46 PM   #248
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Dude - I think you're going to cause multiple epileptic seizures with that gif
Status epilepticus in the making......
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      01-12-2009, 08:08 PM   #249
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Sorry honey, but that girl is on the list with Eva Mendes......
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      01-12-2009, 08:11 PM   #250
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Status epilepticus in the making......
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      01-12-2009, 08:49 PM   #251
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      01-12-2009, 09:09 PM   #252
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any one else have any good ones???
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      01-12-2009, 09:19 PM   #253
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I am super late on this thread but....dayum...hot broads up in this piece!!!
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      01-12-2009, 09:34 PM   #254
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haha and i thought i was the only one that said broad
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      01-12-2009, 09:43 PM   #255
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Your turn to share Chad!!!!
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      01-12-2009, 11:19 PM   #256
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      01-13-2009, 02:36 AM   #257
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      01-13-2009, 03:16 AM   #258
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sweet jesus....my eyes


i wonder if this "lady" has ever seen a mirror. i think she'd scare herself
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      01-13-2009, 03:23 AM   #259
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      01-13-2009, 03:26 AM   #260
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      01-13-2009, 03:27 AM   #261
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sweet jesus....my eyes


i wonder if this "lady" has ever seen a mirror. i think she'd scare herself
She needs to change her makeup.. that might.. MIGHT work.
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      01-13-2009, 03:35 AM   #262
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She needs to change her makeup.. that might.. MIGHT work.
f'ing a ... i was about to go to sleep and that fugly-ass girl is pretty much the last thing i'm going to see tonight. if i have nightmares tonight ...
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      01-13-2009, 03:40 AM   #263
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f'ing a ... i was about to go to sleep and that fugly-ass girl is pretty much the last thing i'm going to see tonight. if i have nightmares tonight ...
LOL it's not my fault.. I'm not the one that posted it up!
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      01-13-2009, 03:45 AM   #264
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