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      07-21-2009, 07:57 AM   #23
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YOU GUYS ARE TWISTED!!!...lol...a midget!!!....
I'm a midget compared to you.

Wonder if the men's willies are proportionate to their height then.
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      07-21-2009, 04:17 PM   #26
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I'm a midget compared to you.

Wonder if the men's willies are proportionate to their height then.
Nah they aint. Get some massive geezas with little winkies..

and small dudes with massive WONKAZ
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      07-21-2009, 04:19 PM   #27
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Nah they aint. Get some massive geezas with little winkies..

and small dudes with massive WONKAZ
I can confirm that on this occasion Carl is actually correct.
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      07-21-2009, 04:22 PM   #28
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I can confirm that on this occasion Carl is actually correct.
although this is true, i do think the majority of women think...

BIG GUY = BIG cock

which aint the case.
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Rugby showers.
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      07-21-2009, 04:27 PM   #31
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      07-21-2009, 04:28 PM   #32
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A varied interest in popular modern day pornography.
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      07-21-2009, 04:48 PM   #33
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And you seemed such a nice young man.
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Nice young men like porn too.

Reserve midget porn for special occasions.
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They are the ones you have to watch.
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Wonder if the men's willies are proportionate to their height then.

i got twin turbos babe...
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They are the ones you have to watch.
Will - never had you down as a Gay Porn man. But i supposed it's the married men who are in to that sort of thing
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Oh, I think he might find it there all right William......
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LMAO at this.. Quote of the day for sure..
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Soap-on-a-rope. Never having to reach in too far....
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Actually so have I..........wonder if yours are bigger.

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