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      07-21-2009, 07:57 AM   #23
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Some would say the perfect height - if you know what I mean Sorry, I'm off now... (Mods, feel free to ban me!!!)
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YOU GUYS ARE TWISTED!!!...lol...a midget!!!....
I'm a midget compared to you.

Wonder if the men's willies are proportionate to their height then.
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      07-21-2009, 04:17 PM   #26
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I'm a midget compared to you.

Wonder if the men's willies are proportionate to their height then.
Nah they aint. Get some massive geezas with little winkies..

and small dudes with massive WONKAZ
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Nah they aint. Get some massive geezas with little winkies..

and small dudes with massive WONKAZ
I can confirm that on this occasion Carl is actually correct.
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I can confirm that on this occasion Carl is actually correct.
although this is true, i do think the majority of women think...

BIG GUY = BIG cock

which aint the case.
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      07-21-2009, 04:24 PM   #29
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Well, you live and learn............but how do you guys know all this out of interest?
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      07-21-2009, 04:25 PM   #30
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Well, you live and learn............but how do you guys know all this out of interest?
Rugby showers.
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Rugby showers.
Maybe Ed could expand on that.
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A varied interest in popular modern day pornography.
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      07-21-2009, 04:48 PM   #33
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A varied interest in popular modern day pornography.
And you seemed such a nice young man.
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And you seemed such a nice young man.
Nice young men like porn too.

Reserve midget porn for special occasions.
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And you seemed such a nice young man.
They are the ones you have to watch.
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I'm a midget compared to you.

Wonder if the men's willies are proportionate to their height then.

i got twin turbos babe...
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They are the ones you have to watch.
Will - never had you down as a Gay Porn man. But i supposed it's the married men who are in to that sort of thing
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Be a good lad and bend over and fetch the soap for Will.....
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Be a good lad and bend over and fetch the soap for Will.....
He won't find it on the floor, it's up me arse.
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He won't find it on the floor, it's up me arse.
Oh, I think he might find it there all right William......
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YOU GUYS ARE TWISTED!!!...lol...a midget!!!....
LMAO at this.. Quote of the day for sure..
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Soap-on-a-rope. Never having to reach in too far....
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i got twin turbos babe...
Actually so have I..........wonder if yours are bigger.

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Soap-on-a-rope. Never having to reach in too far....
Friggin' hell .........the male tampon Amused my little self now.
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