does anyone really need this? - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

BillLee · 07-04-2009, 09:46 AM

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Feyd · 07-04-2009, 02:15 PM

Ho-lee-shit. (No pun intended)

I hate it when I jack up my rotator cuff while wiping my ass, but sometimes you just have to get in there. *shrug*

Order now and get the "constipation grip" handle when you need that extra bit of push!

Heinzftw · 07-04-2009, 03:16 PM

OH WTF

khaye1 · 07-05-2009, 12:59 PM

no demo???

j0hn · 07-05-2009, 06:11 PM

wtf

MCMLXXXIX · 07-05-2009, 07:07 PM

LMAO!! i saw this a few days ago
so fucking retarded

Scorpion · 07-06-2009, 01:30 PM

lmfao what will the come up with next lol.

Bimmer Nerd · 07-06-2009, 04:06 PM

ummm why isn't there a demonstration ?? cause it seems really weird to wipe your ass with it.

The Cthulhu · 08-06-2009, 09:34 AM

I could build a better ass wiping machine using only a belt sander from Lowe's, a toilet paper holder, and some mud flaps.

RambleJ · 08-06-2009, 11:32 AM

This is something that would only really sell to the extremely obese population of America... Since America has such a large Obese percentage, I don't blame someone for trying to make a quick buck out of it..

Trowa · 08-06-2009, 09:46 PM

Who doesn't know how to wipe their own ass?

335_i · 08-06-2009, 09:54 PM

how love the lady's accent..."protect your dignity"...lol

The Cthulhu · 08-07-2009, 08:06 AM

wait, wait! This thread should be merged with the "328i is a useless car" thread. If you jack the rear up and wrap a tire in toilet paper it could perform a similar function!

Genro757 · 08-11-2009, 04:12 PM

Really?...is this what they show on American TV now?

kyleb350 · 08-13-2009, 02:48 AM

lol "Being a big guy has it's advantages...AND disadvantages"

immiketoo · 08-16-2009, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Cthulhu

I could build a better ass wiping machine using only a belt sander from Lowe's, a toilet paper holder, and some mud flaps.

Holy fuck thats funny....

07-04-2009, 09:46 AM	#1
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07-05-2009, 12:59 PM	#4
khaye1 Colonel Drives: '12 MW 335i Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,487 iTrader: (5)	no demo??? __________________

07-05-2009, 06:11 PM	#5
j0hn Expired Drives: Everyday Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 17,159 iTrader: (1)	wtf __________________ ne te quæsiveris extra

07-05-2009, 07:07 PM	#6
MCMLXXXIX wat Drives: a gr3at whit3 5hark Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,410 iTrader: (0)	LMAO!! i saw this a few days ago so fucking retarded __________________

08-11-2009, 04:12 PM	#14
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07-04-2009, 02:15 PM	#2
Feyd Major Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,239 iTrader: (2)	Ho-lee-shit. (No pun intended) I hate it when I jack up my rotator cuff while wiping my ass, but sometimes you just have to get in there. shrug Order now and get the "constipation grip" handle when you need that extra bit of push!

07-06-2009, 01:30 PM	#7
Scorpion Major Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere Posts: 1,215 iTrader: (0)	lmfao what will the come up with next lol.

07-06-2009, 04:06 PM	#8
Bimmer Nerd I \| L Photography Drives: E46 M3 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Los angeles, ~818~ Posts: 7,420 iTrader: (11)	ummm why isn't there a demonstration ?? cause it seems really weird to wipe your ass with it.

08-06-2009, 09:34 AM	#9
The Cthulhu Banned Drives: N/A Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 197 iTrader: (0)	I could build a better ass wiping machine using only a belt sander from Lowe's, a toilet paper holder, and some mud flaps.

08-06-2009, 11:32 AM	#10
RambleJ Lieutenant Colonel Drives: F10 535i M-sport Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Back in teh so cal Posts: 1,912 iTrader: (2)	This is something that would only really sell to the extremely obese population of America... Since America has such a large Obese percentage, I don't blame someone for trying to make a quick buck out of it..

08-06-2009, 09:46 PM	#11
Trowa Jack Bauer Drives: 2013 328i xDrive, 2005 YZF-R6 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 236 iTrader: (0)	Who doesn't know how to wipe their own ass?

08-06-2009, 09:54 PM	#12
335_i SpOoLiN Drives: 07' e90 335i Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 83 iTrader: (1)	how love the lady's accent..."protect your dignity"...lol

08-07-2009, 08:06 AM	#13
The Cthulhu Banned Drives: N/A Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 197 iTrader: (0)	wait, wait! This thread should be merged with the "328i is a useless car" thread. If you jack the rear up and wrap a tire in toilet paper it could perform a similar function!

08-13-2009, 02:48 AM	#15
kyleb350 Brigadier General Drives: '13 ST Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: LoMbard, IL Posts: 3,915 iTrader: (6)	lol "Being a big guy has it's advantages...AND disadvantages"

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