Cars that label their drivers - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

footie · 12-02-2009, 05:10 PM

I thought I would start this thread because we did it around the office and everyone was of the same opinion as myself.

List of cars

American Pickups = Rednecks
New Mini = questionable sexuality (man) & sex kitten (woman)
Prius = Being green only for show
Bentley = Old rich
New Rolls = New rich
Audi = Yuppie
BMW = Poser
Mercedes C-class 180 = They think they are better than others
Mercedes S-class = They probably are
Evo = Drug dealer
Porsche = Serious Poser
Ferrari = Serious Rich Poser
Volvo = Boring family man
Jaguar = Old fart

Please add ones I have missed and if you reckon I got some wrong.

Seabiscuit · 12-02-2009, 05:32 PM

fixed

Quote:

Originally Posted by footie

I thought I would start this thread because we did it around the office and everyone was of the same opinion as myself.

List of cars

American Pickups = Rednecks
New Mini = sex kitten (young woman)
Prius = San Francisco native
Bentley = Old rich
New Rolls = New rich
Audi = Yuppie
BMW = Poser
Mercedes C-class 180 = They think they are better than others
Mercedes S-class = They probably are
Evo/ STi = Boy racer
Porsche (non-s boxster)= Serious Poser
Ferrari = Serious Rich Poser
Volvo = Boring family man
Jaguar = Old fart

Please add ones I have missed and if you reckon I got some wrong.

ragingclue · 12-02-2009, 05:35 PM

There is always a Buick holding up the passing lanes on the freeways here.

Prius = smug.

CoolToolGuy · 12-02-2009, 05:56 PM

I have one different definition:

Jaguar = Self-taught mechanic (or about to become one)

Have Fun,
Rick

ragingclue · 12-02-2009, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoolToolGuy

Jaguar = Self-taught electrician (or about to become one)

Maybe?

BaLLzZz · 12-02-2009, 07:12 PM

i dunno what kinda drug dealers you see

we in bmws benzs audis lexus out here

Spec 1 · 12-02-2009, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaLLzZz

i dunno what kinda drug dealers you see

we in bmws benzs audis lexus out here

Right? No dealer I know drives an Evo. They're in higher-end brands with big wheels.

The Merc C class vs S class comparison made me lol.

ptack · 12-02-2009, 08:12 PM

Definitely Buick = Grampa

ohaywood · 12-02-2009, 08:53 PM

New VW Beetle = Young, environmentally-conscious woman or old Asian man.

Chevy Suburban = Soccer mom/dad.

Lotus Elise/Exige = Extreme enthusiast.

Ferrari 612 Scaglietti = Rich man who golfs and spends time at cigar shops/lounges.

Buick = Tiger Woods.

Lifted Truck = Bro.

Diesel Truck = Hick.

Chevy Monte Carlo = Black man with seat leaned as far back as possible.

pmeloche · 12-02-2009, 09:02 PM

My 68 year old mother has been driving an F-150 since 1987.

WILLIE92 · 12-02-2009, 09:28 PM

Chevy= Mexicans!!!

nmulax · 12-02-2009, 11:28 PM

New Mini = 40+ woman, mid-life crisis car for the guy who normally drives the family minivan

Prius = smug asshole who tries to impose a slower speed on every driver

BillLee · 12-03-2009, 12:41 AM

BMW = Asians who think they're badass driving their brand new sports car.
Hummer = Suburban mom, most likely a milf.

marty_mcfly · 12-03-2009, 02:46 AM

335/370 or 350z/G37 or G35 = I HAVE TEH FASTEST CAR EVAR

sokdo · 12-03-2009, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillLee

BMW = Asians who think they're badass driving their brand new sports car.

Wait, we're not badasses?! But but I gotz a BMW!

shiggy · 12-03-2009, 03:07 AM

* bmw X3: soccer mom or middle aged man in the need of glasses
* VW bug: tree huggin hippie
* Vette: 50 yr old white guy not coming to terms with his age
* Charger/Challenger/Mustang/Camaro: male....mid 40's....still cruises around high school with Ted Nugent's Wango Tango blasting at top volume.
* Audi A4/S4: regretting his purchase, so hangs around BMW forums and blasts BMW owners to make him feel better.
* Audi A5: confused of his sexuality....often overheard saying things like:
"that chick is HOT....nice shoes!!"
* civic/integra: Vin Diesel wannabee
* Audi S5: fake Prada sunglasses, pink popped collared polo shirt with abnormally small penis yuppie
Mercedes benz: IT middle management

all in fun!

shiggy · 12-03-2009, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marty_mcfly

335/370 or 350z/G37 or G35 = I HAVE TEH FASTEST CAR EVAR

what???....you mean...its not the fastest car EVAR????

reRESERVEDMD · 12-03-2009, 03:51 AM

Porsche (911 and all S's) - Driving connoisseur
Higher end BMWs - Someone who knows what they want in life
Porsche (non S) - Someone who wears AX shirt with huge AX logo to show off
BMW (lower end) - See above
Ferrari - Either a rich asshole or a driving enthusiast
Lamborghini - Loud showoff with nice taste
Prius - Person with no life
Mini - Affordable and cool. Can't really say anything bad about it really

VW Bug - Either a gay man or a pathetic woman
Merc GL or similar - Soccer mom
Merc S - Retired, 100 yr old grandpa
Audi - I wanted a German car but I completely had no idea what to buy... wears ugly mocassins
350Z - Douchebag!!!!!!!!
Evo/STI - Rice boy unless tastefully modded
Jag - Big pimp
Corvette - Grand dad with more money than sense
Anything normal size with wheels bigger than 20 and chrome - Usually some trash with seat so reclined, I sometimes wonder how do they see over the windscreen :P
Merc AMG especially the E55 - Russian millionaire wannabe

ChrisV · 12-03-2009, 12:18 PM

These kinds of lists usually say more about the list maker than the list contents.

Just sayin'

burberry · 12-03-2009, 12:27 PM

lol what??? evo = drugdealer? why ;O. my experience = they drive G35's.

UltimateBMW · 12-03-2009, 12:44 PM

American Pickups = Articulate Modern Gentleman
New Mini = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Prius = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Bentley = Articulate Modern Gentleman
New Rolls = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Audi = Articulate Modern Gentleman
BMW = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Mercedes C-class 180 = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Mercedes S-class = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Evo/STi = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Porsche = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Ferrari = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Volvo = Articulate Modern Gentleman
Jaguar = Articulate Modern Gentleman

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisV

These kinds of lists usually say more about the list maker than the list contents.

Just sayin'

wat?

abisson · 12-03-2009, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reRESERVEDMD

Porsche (911 and all S's) - Driving connoisseur
Higher end BMWs - Someone who knows what they want in life
Porsche (non S) - Someone who wears AX shirt with huge AX logo to show off
BMW (lower end) - See above
Ferrari - Either a rich asshole or a driving enthusiast
Lamborghini - Loud showoff with nice taste
Prius - Person with no life
Mini - Affordable and cool. Can't really say anything bad about it really

VW Bug - Either a gay man or a pathetic woman
Merc GL or similar - Soccer mom
Merc S - Retired, 100 yr old grandpa
Audi - I wanted a German car but I completely had no idea what to buy... wears ugly mocassins
350Z - Douchebag!!!!!!!!
Evo/STI - Rice boy unless tastefully modded
Jag - Big pimp
Corvette - Grand dad with more money than sense
Anything normal size with wheels bigger than 20 and chrome - Usually some trash with seat so reclined, I sometimes wonder how do they see over the windscreen :P
Merc AMG especially the E55 - Russian millionaire wannabe

First descent one I have seen that is true lol. imo

12-02-2009, 05:10 PM	#1
footie Major General Drives: ???????????? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: BMW M3 will get a V6TT Posts: 7,508 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 E92 M3 [0.00]	Cars that label their drivers I thought I would start this thread because we did it around the office and everyone was of the same opinion as myself. List of cars American Pickups = Rednecks New Mini = questionable sexuality (man) & sex kitten (woman) Prius = Being green only for show Bentley = Old rich New Rolls = New rich Audi = Yuppie BMW = Poser Mercedes C-class 180 = They think they are better than others Mercedes S-class = They probably are Evo = Drug dealer Porsche = Serious Poser Ferrari = Serious Rich Poser Volvo = Boring family man Jaguar = Old fart Please add ones I have missed and if you reckon I got some wrong.
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12-02-2009, 05:56 PM	#4
CoolToolGuy 1er Happy Camper! Drives: '09 135i,'07 X3 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Maryland USA Posts: 474 iTrader: (0)	I have one different definition: Jaguar = Self-taught mechanic (or about to become one) Have Fun, Rick __________________ 2009 135i (E82) Space Gray; Gray Leather; Steptronic w/paddles; Premium; Sport; CA - Dinan: Stage 2 ECU; Cold Air Intake; Oil Cooler; Susp. bushings; Strut Brace. - BMWPerf: Suspension; rotors front & rear; exhaust; grilles; sideskirts; trunk spoiler. BMW 261M wheels w/Sumitomo HTR ZIII. - Quaife: LSD. - Custom Graphics. 2007 X3 - 2002 Pontiac Montana

12-02-2009, 07:12 PM	#6
BaLLzZz Colonel Drives: e92 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC Posts: 2,127 iTrader: (5)	i dunno what kinda drug dealers you see we in bmws benzs audis lexus out here __________________ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. - Albert Einstein 08 e92 n54

12-02-2009, 08:12 PM	#8
ptack Brigadier General Drives: 135i Join Date: May 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 4,066 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 135i [3.00]	Definitely Buick = Grampa __________________ 135i, SGM, Coral, Sport Package, Auto, Premium Hifi, USB/ipod, Forgestar F14s, PPK Stage II

12-02-2009, 08:53 PM	#9
ohaywood Major Drives: 2007 JB/Saddle E92 335i Join Date: May 2009 Location: Malibu, CA Posts: 1,012 iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [0.00]	New VW Beetle = Young, environmentally-conscious woman or old Asian man. Chevy Suburban = Soccer mom/dad. Lotus Elise/Exige = Extreme enthusiast. Ferrari 612 Scaglietti = Rich man who golfs and spends time at cigar shops/lounges. Buick = Tiger Woods. Lifted Truck = Bro. Diesel Truck = Hick. Chevy Monte Carlo = Black man with seat leaned as far back as possible. __________________

12-02-2009, 05:35 PM	#3
ragingclue My interior is turrible Drives: stickferanaxle Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville Posts: 6,667 iTrader: (1)	There is always a Buick holding up the passing lanes on the freeways here. Prius = smug.

12-02-2009, 09:02 PM	#10
pmeloche Lieutenant Colonel Drives: 2009 E90 M3 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Montréal, Canada Posts: 1,547 iTrader: (0)	My 68 year old mother has been driving an F-150 since 1987. __________________ Patrice 2007 X5 4.8i Monaco Blue on Saddle Brown 2009 E90 M3 Melbourne Red on Black (June 2009)

12-02-2009, 09:28 PM	#11
WILLIE92 H20 KING!! Drives: E92 328I Join Date: May 2009 Location: COLORADO/DOWNEY ,CA Posts: 525 iTrader: (0)	Chevy= Mexicans!!!

12-02-2009, 11:28 PM	#12
nmulax Brigadier General Drives: '07 Z4 M Coupe Join Date: May 2006 Location: Metro-Detroit Posts: 4,316 iTrader: (5) Garage List 2007 Z4M Coupé [3.83]	New Mini = 40+ woman, mid-life crisis car for the guy who normally drives the family minivan Prius = smug asshole who tries to impose a slower speed on every driver __________________

12-03-2009, 12:41 AM	#13
BillLee Major General Drives: AW E90 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: HTX Posts: 5,141 iTrader: (19) Garage List 2008 335i Sedan [4.65]	BMW = Asians who think they're badass driving their brand new sports car. Hummer = Suburban mom, most likely a milf. __________________ "Like" my facebook fan page!

12-03-2009, 02:46 AM	#14
marty_mcfly Banned Drives: ??? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cali Posts: 1,211 iTrader: (3)	335/370 or 350z/G37 or G35 = I HAVE TEH FASTEST CAR EVAR

12-03-2009, 03:07 AM	#16
shiggy Major Drives: BMW 2009 M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: vancouver Posts: 1,306 iTrader: (2)	* bmw X3: soccer mom or middle aged man in the need of glasses * VW bug: tree huggin hippie * Vette: 50 yr old white guy not coming to terms with his age * Charger/Challenger/Mustang/Camaro: male....mid 40's....still cruises around high school with Ted Nugent's Wango Tango blasting at top volume. * Audi A4/S4: regretting his purchase, so hangs around BMW forums and blasts BMW owners to make him feel better. * Audi A5: confused of his sexuality....often overheard saying things like: "that chick is HOT....nice shoes!!" * civic/integra: Vin Diesel wannabee * Audi S5: fake Prada sunglasses, pink popped collared polo shirt with abnormally small penis yuppie Mercedes benz: IT middle management all in fun! __________________ 2009 Jet Black E92 M3, DCT, Nav, Novillo Leather, PDC, EDC, BBS CHR's 20", Yokohama Advan Sports Tires, Eiback Pro-Kit Springs, Dinan Pullies and Dinan Stage1 software, black grills, black side gills, alcantara shift and ebrake boot.

12-03-2009, 03:51 AM	#18
reRESERVEDMD oO (\|\|\|\|) (\|\|\|\|) Oo Drives: BMW Z4M Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Downers Grove, IL Posts: 43 iTrader: (0)	Porsche (911 and all S's) - Driving connoisseur Higher end BMWs - Someone who knows what they want in life Porsche (non S) - Someone who wears AX shirt with huge AX logo to show off BMW (lower end) - See above Ferrari - Either a rich asshole or a driving enthusiast Lamborghini - Loud showoff with nice taste Prius - Person with no life Mini - Affordable and cool. Can't really say anything bad about it really VW Bug - Either a gay man or a pathetic woman Merc GL or similar - Soccer mom Merc S - Retired, 100 yr old grandpa Audi - I wanted a German car but I completely had no idea what to buy... wears ugly mocassins 350Z - Douchebag!!!!!!!! Evo/STI - Rice boy unless tastefully modded Jag - Big pimp Corvette - Grand dad with more money than sense Anything normal size with wheels bigger than 20 and chrome - Usually some trash with seat so reclined, I sometimes wonder how do they see over the windscreen :P Merc AMG especially the E55 - Russian millionaire wannabe

12-03-2009, 12:18 PM	#19
ChrisV 7er Drives: 1998 BMW 740iL Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pikesville, MD Posts: 410 iTrader: (0) Garage List 1998 740iL [3.00]	These kinds of lists usually say more about the list maker than the list contents. Just sayin' __________________ 1998 740iL

12-03-2009, 12:27 PM	#20
burberry Too Poor To Drive Drives: E93 M3 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 1,975 iTrader: (2)	lol what??? evo = drugdealer? why ;O. my experience = they drive G35's. __________________

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