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      02-22-2010, 01:16 PM   #1
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American West Mural

And eccentric billionare in the American West wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in a well-respected impressionist artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire, said, "I am a western history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that General Custer thought before he died at Little Big Horn. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed.

Upon his return, the billionare went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise and great dismay, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various stages and different positions of making love. Furious, he called the artist in.

"What the hell is this?!", screamed the billionarire.

"Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.

"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth, I asked for a mural of the interpretation of General Custer's last thoughts!"

"And there you have it," said the artist, "I call it 'Holy Cow, look at all those f-king Indians.'"
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