Which one would you choose..? - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

lyjw88 · 06-28-2010, 01:29 AM

lol

gun6slinger9 · 06-28-2010, 01:35 AM

mermaid... breast to play with, someone to talk to, and she still has a mouth

Razzy · 06-28-2010, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by gun6slinger9

mermaid... breast to play with, someone to talk to, and she still has a mouth

Kensta335 · 06-28-2010, 01:54 AM

A.

kyleb350 · 06-28-2010, 02:00 AM

Reminds me of this, lol.

http://kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com/

shuarma · 06-28-2010, 02:11 AM

neither

radix · 06-28-2010, 02:22 AM

I would kill them both, then cut them both in half. After sewing the top half of the mermaid to the bottom half of the reverse mermaid, I'd have sex with mouth of the severed fish torso.

Dan in PA · 06-28-2010, 02:41 AM

The one with the fish head. That way it can't complain and nag all the time.

Memphis1 · 06-28-2010, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by gun6slinger9

mermaid... breast to play with, someone to talk to, and she still has a mouth

How do you know it speaks English?

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Originally Posted by radix

I would kill them both, then cut them both in half. After sewing the top half of the mermaid to the bottom half of the reverse mermaid, I'd have sex with mouth of the severed fish torso.

Sick bastard...

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

The one with the fish head. That way it can't complain and nag all the time.

how do you know mermaids nag? dont they sing sweet nothings like 24/7

fun ticket · 06-28-2010, 07:05 AM

B. Don't have to listen to the noise...

NYCGarbagePrince · 06-28-2010, 07:24 AM

It all smells like fish anyway...

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06-28-2010, 01:35 AM	#2
gun6slinger9 Second Lieutenant Drives: 335xi Coupe Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Calgary Canada Posts: 265 iTrader: (0)	mermaid... breast to play with, someone to talk to, and she still has a mouth

06-28-2010, 01:54 AM	#4
Kensta335 Brigadier General Drives: 335i Coupe Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: So Cal 626 Posts: 3,616 iTrader: (4)	A.

06-28-2010, 02:00 AM	#5
kyleb350 Brigadier General Drives: '13 ST Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: LoMbard, IL Posts: 3,912 iTrader: (6)	Reminds me of this, lol. http://kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com/

06-28-2010, 02:11 AM	#6
shuarma Banned Drives: AW e92 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: NY Posts: 723 iTrader: (1)	neither

06-28-2010, 02:22 AM	#7
radix Ʃ Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - Posts: 883 iTrader: (0)	I would kill them both, then cut them both in half. After sewing the top half of the mermaid to the bottom half of the reverse mermaid, I'd have sex with mouth of the severed fish torso.

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fun ticket Private First Class Drives: 2013 X5 3.5i M Sport Package Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 100 iTrader: (0)	B. Don't have to listen to the noise...

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NYCGarbagePrince Major Drives: X6 50i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC Posts: 1,437 iTrader: (0)	It all smells like fish anyway...