Does your Mrs cook your tea? - Page 2 - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

msport · 08-18-2010, 04:06 PM

Breakfast Lunch dinner and cups of tea on demand well trained

charliesum · 08-18-2010, 04:19 PM

first ten years of marriage ten meals
better since but she even makes me ring the take aways and i only get to drive her car when it needs filling up

she also reminded me the other week when it was her birthday... THAT IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY NOT MINE ...so i didnt get any ideas!

335diesel · 08-19-2010, 02:38 AM

Our honeymoon was 5 months travelling in Oz and NZ on a tightish budget so cooking was pretty essential. We didn't die so I guess wife cooked decent food!

creepy coupe · 08-19-2010, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjs

Or if you are posh, does your Mrs cook your Dinner?

If you're posh it's supper

prt71 · 08-19-2010, 02:44 AM

Nope, my wife hates cooking and doesn't get home until 7.30 whereas I love it and home by 6ish so a no brainer.

- Paul - · 08-19-2010, 04:46 PM

Luckily yes and at least a 9 - Spot on. Tea that is - Dinner is what you have at Dinner time (ie- around 12pm)

RagingKileak · 08-19-2010, 05:25 PM

I say dinner or tea when I mean... Um.. Dinner or tea. Both occur at noon and in the evening.

Matt

- Paul - · 08-19-2010, 05:37 PM

So you have your tea at dinner time?

RagingKileak · 08-19-2010, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Paul -

So you have your tea at dinner time?

Well yes. But it's more like this... Breakfast and supper are clearly at.the beginning and end of the day, whilst lunch is in the middle. But both dinner and tea could possibly replace lunch or supper.

Matt

- Paul - · 08-19-2010, 06:14 PM

I can see how dinner can replace lunch and how supper can replace tea or vice versa.

But how can you have tea at dinnertime?

NFS · 08-19-2010, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Paul -

I can see how dinner can replace lunch and how supper can replace tea or vice versa.

But how can you have tea at dinnertime?

One takes afternoon tea at around 4:00pm

vikzE92 · 08-20-2010, 03:03 AM

I am the misses and yes I do cook dinner for Jamie

peterg1965 · 08-20-2010, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vikzE92

I am the misses and yes I do cook dinner for Jamie

You're only engaged, it will not last. Once the immortal words 'I do' are muttered, that changes everything. "I do" actually means "I don't" the day after the wedding.

Other phrases which come into play after the nuptials are complete, are:

"You can get your hands off those"

" where do you think you are going?"

" I've got a headache"

" Your dinner's in the dog"

" I'm pregnant"

Not that I am a cynic of course, twenty years of wedded bliss

But she still can't cook! (only joking darling, if you are reading this

)

rogerxp · 08-20-2010, 03:56 AM

Monday to Friday dinner/tea waiting for me. She looks after the little one all day and I'm at work so it's either she cooks or we eat late. I usually do the roast on Sunday and it's 50/50 on a Saturday.

I'd happily cook more if it mean lower clothes/bags/shoes/nails/hair/etc. bills

vikzE92 · 08-20-2010, 04:41 AM

Lol @ Pete!! Yes once we are married thats it! Ha ha
Need to get a date organised or it'll never happen!

dxb335d · 08-20-2010, 05:13 AM

I call evening meal DINNER.

N00dle · 08-20-2010, 09:56 AM

I cook...

When we dated she rustled me a thank you dinner for sorting out her Computer.

It was a Chilli Con Carne with Rice.

Rice took Al Dente to a new level, being polite I ate it all and told her it's delicious..

Therefore I was Sh1tting Gravel for 2 days.

Still in Sickness and in Health...love her dearly

Dr Dave · 08-20-2010, 12:35 PM

My Missus does all the cooking.

"Kitchen's for cookin', bedroom's for f....."

But I don't get any of the latter

08-18-2010, 04:06 PM	#23
msport Private First Class Drives: Everywhere Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: At Sea Posts: 130 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 330i msport [0.00]	Breakfast Lunch dinner and cups of tea on demand well trained __________________ I can resist everything except tempation.

08-18-2010, 04:19 PM	#24
charliesum First Lieutenant Drives: 335i Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: pompey Posts: 353 iTrader: (1)	first ten years of marriage ten meals better since but she even makes me ring the take aways and i only get to drive her car when it needs filling up she also reminded me the other week when it was her birthday... THAT IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY NOT MINE ...so i didnt get any ideas! __________________ vxr8 only car ive ever had and asked to make the exhaust quieter

08-19-2010, 02:38 AM	#25
335diesel Brigadier General Drives: 335d Touring Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Cornwall Posts: 4,009 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 335d SE Touring [0.00]	Our honeymoon was 5 months travelling in Oz and NZ on a tightish budget so cooking was pretty essential. We didn't die so I guess wife cooked decent food! __________________ E91 335d SE Touring Also Land Rover Puma Defender 110 XS station wagon

08-19-2010, 04:46 PM	#28
- Paul - Major General Drives: see above. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Yorkshire, UK Posts: 7,206 iTrader: (5) Garage List 2005 320D SE [5.00] 2005 645 [4.50]	Luckily yes and at least a 9 - Spot on. Tea that is - Dinner is what you have at Dinner time (ie- around 12pm) __________________ My Photos

08-19-2010, 05:37 PM	#30
- Paul - Major General Drives: see above. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Yorkshire, UK Posts: 7,206 iTrader: (5) Garage List 2005 320D SE [5.00] 2005 645 [4.50]	So you have your tea at dinner time? __________________ My Photos

08-19-2010, 02:44 AM	#27
prt71 First Lieutenant Drives: Awaiting new company car.... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: leics Posts: 315 iTrader: (0)	Nope, my wife hates cooking and doesn't get home until 7.30 whereas I love it and home by 6ish so a no brainer.

08-19-2010, 05:25 PM	#29
RagingKileak Brigadier General Drives: Modified Alpine White E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,309 iTrader: (1)	I say dinner or tea when I mean... Um.. Dinner or tea. Both occur at noon and in the evening. Matt

08-19-2010, 06:14 PM	#32
- Paul - Major General Drives: see above. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Yorkshire, UK Posts: 7,206 iTrader: (5) Garage List 2005 320D SE [5.00] 2005 645 [4.50]	I can see how dinner can replace lunch and how supper can replace tea or vice versa. But how can you have tea at dinnertime? __________________ My Photos

08-20-2010, 03:03 AM	#34
vikzE92 First Lieutenant Drives: E92 M3 Carbon Black Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Bedfordshire Posts: 361 iTrader: (0)	I am the misses and yes I do cook dinner for Jamie

08-20-2010, 03:56 AM	#36
rogerxp Major General Drives: 370Z R'ster / QQ+2 Tekna Join Date: May 2008 Location: Stockport, Cheshire Posts: 5,647 iTrader: (1) Garage List 2008 350Z GT Roadster [1.00] 2004 Honda S2000 [0.00] 2005 Nissan 350Z GT ... [0.00] 2006 E92 BMW 335i SE [4.50] 2003 Maserati 4200 [2.33] 2006 E90 330d M Sport [0.00]	Monday to Friday dinner/tea waiting for me. She looks after the little one all day and I'm at work so it's either she cooks or we eat late. I usually do the roast on Sunday and it's 50/50 on a Saturday. I'd happily cook more if it mean lower clothes/bags/shoes/nails/hair/etc. bills __________________ Current -: 370Z GT Roadster / Qashqai+2 Tekna 1.6dci Gone -: BMW X3 3.0d xdrive M Sport; E46 330i M Sport Coupe; Mazda RX8 231; Nissan 350Z GT Roadster; BMW E90 330d M Sport; BMW E92 335i SE; Maserati 4200; Nissan 350Z; Honda S2000; Astra Coupe Turbo; Ford Probe

08-20-2010, 04:41 AM	#37
vikzE92 First Lieutenant Drives: E92 M3 Carbon Black Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Bedfordshire Posts: 361 iTrader: (0)	Lol @ Pete!! Yes once we are married thats it! Ha ha Need to get a date organised or it'll never happen!

08-20-2010, 05:13 AM	#38
dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist Drives: E46 M3 Tiag/Imola Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' Posts: 28,957 iTrader: (3) Garage List 2003 BMW E46 M3 [3.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [2.75]	I call evening meal DINNER. __________________

08-20-2010, 09:56 AM	#39
N00dle Private Drives: 325i SE Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK Posts: 75 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2005 325i SE [0.00]	I cook... When we dated she rustled me a thank you dinner for sorting out her Computer. It was a Chilli Con Carne with Rice. Rice took Al Dente to a new level, being polite I ate it all and told her it's delicious.. Therefore I was Sh1tting Gravel for 2 days. Still in Sickness and in Health...love her dearly __________________ WW

08-20-2010, 12:35 PM	#40
Dr Dave Zummerzet Zyder Drinker! Drives: '06 330D Le Mans Blue Join Date: May 2009 Location: Somerset Posts: 5,481 iTrader: (3) Garage List 2006 330d M Sport [0.00]	My Missus does all the cooking. "Kitchen's for cookin', bedroom's for f....." But I don't get any of the latter __________________

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