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      11-12-2010, 11:30 PM   #45
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Run a 5-0 on her. Fuck and then yell "Oh shit, it's the cops." And then your friends burst in and beat the shit out of her.
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      11-13-2010, 12:10 AM   #48
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I hope your fucking her in the ass right now.























$10 bucks...OP failed on his date...... and is fapping to jizzhut. .
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$10 bucks...OP failed on his date...... and is fapping to jizzhut. .
10$ bucks please.

AHHAA. Everything went so well. We got a drink first like you guys suggested, and not at the restaurant. We then moved to the restaurant, and ate for four hours. (arrived at 8h, left at twelve). Got a bottle of wine, kept talking and talking.

We made out for 30 minutes in my car (no sex, , but still..) then she went home.

Thx guys, good advices!
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10$ bucks please.

AHHAA. Everything went so well. We got a drink first like you guys suggested, and not at the restaurant. We then moved to the restaurant, and ate for four hours. (arrived at 8h, left at twelve). Got a bottle of wine, kept talking and talking.

We made out for 30 minutes in my car (no sex, , but still..) then she went home.

Thx guys, good advices!
She's confused why you didn't have sex. So in order for her not look bad in front of her friends, she told them she thinks your gay.

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10$ bucks please.

AHHAA. Everything went so well. We got a drink first like you guys suggested, and not at the restaurant. We then moved to the restaurant, and ate for four hours. (arrived at 8h, left at twelve). Got a bottle of wine, kept talking and talking.

We made out for 30 minutes in my car (no sex, , but still..) then she went home.

Thx guys, good advices!
How about $5? I am sure you still went on jizzhut....since you didn't have sex. .
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      11-14-2010, 10:14 PM   #54
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The girl probably thinks your gay for not having sex.
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      11-15-2010, 12:39 PM   #55
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People really think I was serious about the corsage?








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