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      09-01-2006, 03:43 PM   #1
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Bimmer Joke

What's the difference between a porcupine and a bimmer?






























The porcupine has it's prick on the outside
A bimmer has it's prick on the inside
friend told me that and I had to laugh
Then I

Last edited by BzsBimmer; 02-25-2007 at 12:13 PM.
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      09-01-2006, 04:06 PM   #2
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hahahhahaha good one
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      09-02-2006, 04:56 AM   #3
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That sounds like a joke a 3rd grader would make...
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      09-11-2006, 05:51 PM   #4
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heard this one 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times
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That sounds like a joke a 3rd grader would make...
Pretty poor joke.

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      02-09-2007, 05:46 PM   #6
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wack! lol
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search for porcupine on the forum!
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The pocupine has it's prick on the outside
A bimmer driver has it's prick on the inside
friend told me that and I had to laugh
Then I
Go back and edit...you added the word driver which doesn't make it a joke.
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Go back and edit...you added the word driver which doesn't make it a joke.
okay I edited the post.. now is it a joke? hehehe
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      02-25-2007, 03:25 PM   #12
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LOL now I get it. Pretty funny

Last time I was trying to figure out how a driver can have pricks on the inside.
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search for porcupine on the forum!
Plenty of pricks everywhere.
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lol funny shit
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