[DLJJ3399]

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy test.

The test is positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother
says, "Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house.

A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the
Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father and the mother and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail
stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account."

He continues:

"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However..., if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,


"You fuck her again..."

[jojogargoles]

hahahaha shit ill do the same thing

[JJin909]

ahh i like the joke ~

[BeeEmDubU]

hahha thats funny

[castleking]

HAhaha Top Joke!

[06E90Rostik]

Not funny, cheap ass dad...

[monsta]

damn thats messed up I actually broke up with my last gf b/c of $ hungry parents

[MacAttack]

Another good one.

[E90330iS]

Hahahahaha!