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      03-17-2011, 01:01 PM   #1
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The Best Ebay Listing...EVER

This is one great listing, read it all and the Q&A's below, classic:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/XCEL-3-2mm-Inf...ht_1654wt_1141

(sorry if this is a re post as not bothered to look )
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      03-17-2011, 01:08 PM   #2
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Haha, that was very funny

Even nicer to see other companies donating some extra stuff in the auction - how great is that!
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      03-17-2011, 01:14 PM   #3
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Lmao!!!!

I Assure You I Never Pissed In My Wet Suit!!
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      03-17-2011, 01:41 PM   #4
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      03-17-2011, 01:54 PM   #5
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That is honestly one of the funniest things i've ever read bahahahahaah
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Raised a much needed laugh! Love the random pic of the bear and the suggestion in Q&A that it's a surfer pissing into a bear suit!!
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      03-17-2011, 02:18 PM   #7
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      03-17-2011, 02:28 PM   #8
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I pissed and shit in a wetsuit coasteering in Newquay a few years ago. It was a hire suit from a surf shop. Consider this when you next hire a suit and you have no idea who's worn or done in it previously. I could tell you which hire shop it was from so you could avoid the outside possibility of hiring it, but I'm not going to. Why? Because I can be a cunt like that!!

Enjoy your next surf trip
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lol. One of the funniest ebay listings i've seen!
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      03-17-2011, 02:38 PM   #10
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funny and clever LMAO
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      03-17-2011, 03:25 PM   #11
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Jeff at the Miners Arms reckons he invented 'the horse' when he was a lad, we explained it was an animal and that evolution created it, he was having none of it, reckons he crossed a deer with a cow after a bottle of scotch.
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They are good wetsuits though - I have four made by Xcel!

The geezer lives just down the road from me.
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Yup, got 2 excel suits myself keep me toasty in the North Sea when it's snowing.

I sold a wetsuit on ebay last year, got good money for it. I had only worn it about 5 times but I pissed in it several times.... every time.
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I loved reading it last night.
So much so that I even took a copy before they took the item down. It was inevitable wasn't it!
So if anyone wants me to post it, just let us know.
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Got sent this yesterday at work, to be fair you now are getting a good package for the auction, rather than the used wetsuit, dispite it being well looked after, not p!$$ed in you still wouldnt want to pay that much for it - though its now for a great cause!
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I loved reading it last night.
So much so that I even took a copy before they took the item down. It was inevitable wasn't it!
So if anyone wants me to post it, just let us know.
Its still on...... at 8999!!!!
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      03-18-2011, 08:29 PM   #18
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Ha ha ha!

Nearly 500k views!

I was going to have a bid but at nearly 11k I'll have to pass. I hope the winning bidder is genuine.
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