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      05-23-2011, 02:47 PM   #23
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How about you ask her if shes clean?
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make sure you cover your balls. wouldn't want them to make contact
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      05-23-2011, 03:06 PM   #25
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First.... youre 44 arent you married?

second... she has herpes get the fuck out of here. the fact that you are even thinking about it means you're probably going to slam her anyway. But i would advise against.
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First.... youre 44 arent you married?

second... she has herpes get the fuck out of here. the fact that you are even thinking about it means you're probably going to slam her anyway. But i would advise against.
He is 44 asking a car forum about women, highly doubtful he is married
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I think I know why she has teh herps and I bet a few other things as well.
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OP, Bro,,dont make your life miserable for few moments fun, Hepes for life, there is no cure,she might have other STDs too,so bro stay away from those kind of women if you love yourself. if you dont love yourself then hit her hard
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herpes are overrated. I say go for it - face first.
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herpes are overrated. I say go for it - face first.

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Stop being a bitch and raw dog that. Make sure your eat that taco.
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everyone gets the herp sooner or later..
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OP's penis next week...http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...w=1292&bih=666

OP will find his next GF here...http://www.herpesmatch.net/
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OP's penis next week...http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...w=1292&bih=666

OP will find his next GF here...http://www.herpesmatch.net/
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Who gives a shit ur from Alabama?
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You're forty four years old; you can't spell "condom" and have no grasp of English grammar?

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