how I went from a S60r To 335i

MTV · 12-23-2011, 10:28 AM

OP... you're a fucking tool!

Don't ruin the 335 and smoke your tails like you did to the volvo you loser

jg7879 · 12-23-2011, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTV

OP... you're a fucking tool!

Don't ruin the 335 and smoke your tails like you did to the volvo you loser

^^^ agree

CPWINCH · 12-23-2011, 02:33 PM

Why is everyone so mean and angry today lol

Beemw335 · 12-23-2011, 02:45 PM

THE REAL STORY
(OP drives to girlfriends house)
OP: Hey baby, how are you?
GF: Im good
(OP starts driving down the road and see's a faster car than his, but figures since he has tinted tail lights maybe the camaro driver will get scared and wont race him so that he could impress his girlfriend)
OP: Watch this,
(OP guns it hoping to perform the famous ricer fly by, camaro sees him coming and stops his pull, camaro then sees a turn coming up and brakes, op wants to show his gf that hes the man so he keeps going, takes the turn but his pos volvo cant handle it and smashes into median)
GF: You fail at life
(gf calls herself a cab and leaves op by himself in his smashed up pos)

OP then posted story on volvo forums, but when he mentioned that he got a 335i to replace his volvo they flamed him so he came here and well, he got flamed.

Within the next 6 months op will most probably smash his 335i and then he'll be on the audi forum, How I went from a 335i to A4 2.0T Sline(with tinted tails)

MTV · 12-23-2011, 03:15 PM

Hahahaha

07twntrbo · 12-23-2011, 05:21 PM

Beemw335- dude your a FUCKEN loser, you actually have the time to write up a story and try n Make fun of someone. Get a life bro. You Fucken square. And all you Fucken haters out there, take it easy on that hatorade. Cuz haters make me famous.

E90Mario · 12-23-2011, 05:23 PM

^ hahaha

///Mandy · 12-23-2011, 05:23 PM

07twntrbo · 12-23-2011, 05:27 PM

^ Mandy hahaha

e92LuNaTiC · 12-23-2011, 05:49 PM

sA x sKy · 12-23-2011, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by eaglesfan83

I LOLed for a good 5 min seeing this. This thread is full of win..because the OP is full of fail.

BKap08 · 12-23-2011, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 07twntrbo

Beemw335- dude your a FUCKEN loser, you actually have the time to write up a story and try n Make fun of someone. Get a life bro. You Fucken square. And all you Fucken haters out there, take it easy on that hatorade. Cuz haters make me famous.

fucking*

this thread is hilarious

krnboy817 · 12-23-2011, 08:32 PM

just wondering, how does wrecking a 5+ yr old volvo come out to a 335i...? what do these 18 yr olds do these days? especially in a state that has federal and local state income tax. better not be living under my taxes and driving a 335i... and that would be a real fail.

why? cuz that dont really look like the best part of town...

turb0mik3 · 12-23-2011, 10:22 PM

I used to be on Volvospeed so I have a lot of respect for that community. I don't know why you chose to tell us that story because it does seem pretty immature. Just please be safe in your new BMW and don't do stupid shit. Welcome to the forum.

07twntrbo · 12-23-2011, 11:52 PM

I'm just on that baller status, not living on no one taxes. Hard sweaty workin money.

Brey335i · 12-24-2011, 02:43 AM

You mean parents' money. And wow at your old license plate haha. Man this keeps getting funnier.

Letsrunem8 · 12-24-2011, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by twinturbo335

wtf is R powered?

+5
Serio holmes

ihvabmr · 12-24-2011, 09:08 AM

OP,
If you haven't noticed that people who are wealthy usually don't tell others that they are "Ballers." In addition, posting threads like, "I crashed my car because I was racing a Camaro to show off to my GF" isn't going to help your case either.

Zoraster · 12-24-2011, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 07twntrbo

You Fucken square.

lol

Zoraster · 12-24-2011, 09:20 AM

I would love to hear the Camaro driver's account of this.

D335NUTZ · 12-24-2011, 04:05 PM

You're 16 and you have you're dream car... (you are dreaming small if an entry level bmw is your dream car)

D335NUTZ · 12-24-2011, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 07twntrbo

Beemw335- dude your a FUCKEN loser, you actually have the time to write up a story and try n Make fun of someone. Get a life bro. You Fucken square. And all you Fucken haters out there, take it easy on that hatorade. Cuz haters make me famous.

your [yoor, yawr, yohr; unstressed yer]

pronoun (a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective): Your jacket is in that closet. I like your idea. Compare yours.

you're [yoor; unstressed yer]

contraction of you are: You're certain that's right?

I see you're 18 and haven't graduated yet.

12-23-2011, 10:28 AM	#67
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12-23-2011, 02:45 PM	#70
Beemw335 Colonel 62 Rep 2,013 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: My car is my home iTrader: (2)	THE REAL STORY (OP drives to girlfriends house) OP: Hey baby, how are you? GF: Im good (OP starts driving down the road and see's a faster car than his, but figures since he has tinted tail lights maybe the camaro driver will get scared and wont race him so that he could impress his girlfriend) OP: Watch this, (OP guns it hoping to perform the famous ricer fly by, camaro sees him coming and stops his pull, camaro then sees a turn coming up and brakes, op wants to show his gf that hes the man so he keeps going, takes the turn but his pos volvo cant handle it and smashes into median) GF: You fail at life (gf calls herself a cab and leaves op by himself in his smashed up pos) OP then posted story on volvo forums, but when he mentioned that he got a 335i to replace his volvo they flamed him so he came here and well, he got flamed. Within the next 6 months op will most probably smash his 335i and then he'll be on the audi forum, How I went from a 335i to A4 2.0T Sline(with tinted tails)
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